Quoth The Roommate (when Talking About Wolverine’s Height In Comics): “He Would Sink Like A Small

WOOOOOOOOOO

i love eros so i had to stick him in hades >:DDD

in my mind, eros would assume his primordial backstory, rather than the one where he's aphrodite's son, just for the sake of having a few more primordial gods running around

bitches gay but suit up

Logan, sweetheart, pookie bear… love of my life. Stop trying to fight magneto. Please just stop.

OK, OK, listen bro, LISTEN!!

What are you made of?? Metal. M-E-T-A-L..

What do magnets do? They control metal.

What does magneto do? Control metal..

NOW HEAR ME OUT!!

Again, what are you made of? Metal.

And maybe.. JUST MAYBE!! You shouldn’t fight magneto because..?

He can control metal and you are made of said material he can control.

This is a lose/win battle buddy. Maybe step out of this on-

And there he goes. There he fucking goes. Jesus Christ.

Clone Trooper “Jingle” (oc) trying to bring down injuries for the betterment of the republic

i need to draw them together

Imagine how fucking funny it’d be if these two had the same universe

hello patch nation

i cant be the only one who finds the fact that magneto can just pick wolverine up and toss him like he weighs nothing at all so funny

like imagine “big” bad wolverine suddenly flailing about in the air bc magneto grabbed his arm to like. open a jar of pickles or smth. peak comedy.

"Jump, peanut! World's bestest cat dad-pool will catch you!"

And the tree was straining.

Bugs when you lift up a rock

logan purrs when he's asleep. he purrs like a content little cat when he's smushed into wade's side, his whole adamantium weight pressing into wade who doesn't really mind because ✨️who in their right mind says no to wolvie cuddles✨️ (wade uses him as a weighted blanket anyway, who needs air pffffft he doesn't)

but HOLY MARVEL JESUS he has a silent freak out the first time he discovers logan purring in his sleep during one of their movie binges. (they have weekly movie nights fight me)

a healthy (not) bout of cuteness aggression happens that night and even though wade is a little confused both by the fact that logan actually fell asleep on him and that HE IS PURRING OH MY GOD- he doesn't fight it and even naps with him (the best sleep both of them have ever had considering lots of nights are full with nightmares and insomnia)

and the thing is- wade very carefully talks to some of the surviving xmen in their universe about it and they just go 🤔🤨❓️ because not one of them has ever seen or heard logan do this (i'd imagine maybe kayla or mariko, scott even - logan told him about them, but hey wade can't really ask them can he) and then wade REALIZES and it hits him SO hard. logan is comfortable with him. he's at ease and relaxed enough in his presence to allow himself to slip into his slightly more animalistic traits without having to fear any judgement or rejection. he. is. comfortable. and wade maybe cries a little (a lot) at that realisation, holding logan even tighter when it happens again - the older man slumped against him during one of their movie nights, sleeping tight and soft purrs vibrating deep from his chest