i cant be the only one who finds the fact that magneto can just pick wolverine up and toss him like he weighs nothing at all so funny
like imagine “big” bad wolverine suddenly flailing about in the air bc magneto grabbed his arm to like. open a jar of pickles or smth. peak comedy.
give me logan with animal traits! give me logan who acts and looks like a feral creature! give me logan with dark, curly hair on his arms, legs, hands, even feet. so much chest hair you can barely see his skin through it. logan with canine teeth so sharp he could dress up as a vampire for halloween. logan with nails so long and sharp they look like mini claws. logan with pupils that dilate so much in the dark, that his eyes turn basically pitch black. logan who sees perfectly fine at night. logan who hears everything first. logan who sniffs the air everytime he feels something is not right. logan who recognizes people by their smell first. logan who makes animal-like noises: growles, hisses, purrs.
WOOOOOOOOOO
This has been stuck in my brain for days I had to get it done
Goes absolutely insane I love this
Apollo
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left our engie for about 30 seconds and returned to sentry gibs and sappers scattered on the ground
GENIUS
when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him
source: for the bit (trust)
logan purrs when he's asleep. he purrs like a content little cat when he's smushed into wade's side, his whole adamantium weight pressing into wade who doesn't really mind because ✨️who in their right mind says no to wolvie cuddles✨️ (wade uses him as a weighted blanket anyway, who needs air pffffft he doesn't)
but HOLY MARVEL JESUS he has a silent freak out the first time he discovers logan purring in his sleep during one of their movie binges. (they have weekly movie nights fight me)
a healthy (not) bout of cuteness aggression happens that night and even though wade is a little confused both by the fact that logan actually fell asleep on him and that HE IS PURRING OH MY GOD- he doesn't fight it and even naps with him (the best sleep both of them have ever had considering lots of nights are full with nightmares and insomnia)
and the thing is- wade very carefully talks to some of the surviving xmen in their universe about it and they just go 🤔🤨❓️ because not one of them has ever seen or heard logan do this (i'd imagine maybe kayla or mariko, scott even - logan told him about them, but hey wade can't really ask them can he) and then wade REALIZES and it hits him SO hard. logan is comfortable with him. he's at ease and relaxed enough in his presence to allow himself to slip into his slightly more animalistic traits without having to fear any judgement or rejection. he. is. comfortable. and wade maybe cries a little (a lot) at that realisation, holding logan even tighter when it happens again - the older man slumped against him during one of their movie nights, sleeping tight and soft purrs vibrating deep from his chest
rhinedottir creating some of the most deadly creatures known to man (poisonous wolves, dragon, blonde twink with mommy issues)
Killing Jedi with mama