Bitches Gay But Suit Up

keep holding onto that last thought and while you do take a crack at him, why don’tcha? (no blood version)

;]

need this movie..

a wolf in sheep's clothing

i cant be the only one who finds the fact that magneto can just pick wolverine up and toss him like he weighs nothing at all so funny

like imagine “big” bad wolverine suddenly flailing about in the air bc magneto grabbed his arm to like. open a jar of pickles or smth. peak comedy.

shitty doodle core

chat I think I finally cracked the code

give me logan with animal traits! give me logan who acts and looks like a feral creature! give me logan with dark, curly hair on his arms, legs, hands, even feet. so much chest hair you can barely see his skin through it. logan with canine teeth so sharp he could dress up as a vampire for halloween. logan with nails so long and sharp they look like mini claws. logan with pupils that dilate so much in the dark, that his eyes turn basically pitch black. logan who sees perfectly fine at night. logan who hears everything first. logan who sniffs the air everytime he feels something is not right. logan who recognizes people by their smell first. logan who makes animal-like noises: growles, hisses, purrs.

Its time :)

meow

WOOOOOOOOOO

This has been stuck in my brain for days I had to get it done

Logan, sweetheart, pookie bear… love of my life. Stop trying to fight magneto. Please just stop.

OK, OK, listen bro, LISTEN!!

What are you made of?? Metal. M-E-T-A-L..

What do magnets do? They control metal.

What does magneto do? Control metal..

NOW HEAR ME OUT!!

Again, what are you made of? Metal.

And maybe.. JUST MAYBE!! You shouldn’t fight magneto because..?

He can control metal and you are made of said material he can control.

This is a lose/win battle buddy. Maybe step out of this on-

And there he goes. There he fucking goes. Jesus Christ.