Do You Have Any Headcannons For Slender?

Can I use that for roaches as well? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😂🤣😅😁☺️😳😉😋🥳👀👉🏻👈🏻

Tumblr seems to do targeted advertisements now. Or maybe that was just a coincidence that they are providing an ad for meat seasoning right after I posted about a cannibal seasoning their meat of choice. "The taste their meat craves" They even got the garlic I just talked about. Very fitting. Meat seasoning for cannibals. How neat. At least we now know the perfect christmas present for any cannibalistic friend you have.

87 + 107? with mycroft? please?

Pairing: Mycroft Holmes x ReaderFandom: BBC SherlockWarnings: /Genre: fluff ; humor

Summary: “My family wants to meet you.” + “What are you smiling for?”

A/N: thank you my love (added mycroft to my fandoms page) (NO MORE PLEASE, ONLY FINISHING THOSE IN MY INBOX)

                                                        *****

Youlooked up from the file in front of you, when the door to your officegot opened and smiled at Mycroft, “Well, well.. to what do I owethe pleasure?”

“Areyou busy?”

“No more than usual,” you leaned back in your chair and watched himtake a seat across from you, “What is it?”

Mycroftlooked nervous. And that wasn’t something you were used to and itmade you nervous as well.

“Rememberhow we discussed not making our relationship public, due to workrelated issues and also my family?”

“Yes?”

“Sherlockhas found out about it.”

Youdrew your eyebrows together, but were still calm, “How?”

“Ithink he might have gone through my phone the last time he was here.Anyways, when we were at my parents’ place last weekend, he suddenlystarted talking about it. Told them everything there was to knowabout you.”

“He did what?”

Weiterlesen

Are you really that sure? 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️😉😄😁😆😏😌☺️😂🤣✨👀👉🏻👈🏻

How can you determine if a person is interesting as you are?

As I am? I don't know if- maybe Eurus? Usually, it's just interesting on a fuckability scale. Never placed myself in the equation. Seems... unfair to the others.

Nsfw Masky and Toby?

u//w//u

Masky

Tim prefers to be top dog in and out of the bedroom.

It helps him feel more in control of situations he normally wouldn’t have.

Even though he has a more dominant personality, he’s not much of a rough guy.

But shit, if his /o wants it rough he’ll give it to her.

He’s kind of big tbh

Run your hands through his hair, and give it a reassuring tug, please!~

He’ll melt like puddy at your touch.

And he loves it when you cover him in hickeys, love bites, and scratches.

He might admire it in the mirror afterward with a cheeky smile.

He likes missionary more just so he can feel your legs squeeze tight around him when you cum.

Oh, yeah, he’s a moaner too. Very vocal.

Mostly grunts and light growls in the act, but when he cums it’s drawn out along with each final thrust.

But he’s also open to places outside of the bedroom like couch and kitchen.

If you want a quickie he knows how to bend you over and pound relentlessly into your g-spot.

Because a quickie has to be quick, right?

He’s fantasied about spying on you masturbating before, and then you ask him to come in. It gets him off every time.

I can also see him being into cock warming when you cuddle afterward.

Which is always a must.

Masky is more rough and dominant, maybe even animalistic sometimes compared to Tim.

He’s rough, dominant, and won’t be afraid to shove your face into the pillow while pounding you.

Or spank you until your ass is red if you’ve been bad.

He’ll growl into your ear and bite at your sensitive skin.

And yes, the mask stays on.

Toby

Surprisingly a switch, it really depends on his mood.

One moment he’s happy to pin you down face down, ass up and go to pound town.

Other times he’s extremely vanilla and wants you to ride him into tomorrow until he can’t moan anymore.

His member is bigger than average, but he knows how to use it after he gets some experience.

He has a praise kink, and don’t tell me otherwise.

It doesn’t matter if he’s domming or subbing, if you praise him expect the countdown to cum to be split in half. But praising might mean he’ll start to lean towards subbing.

“Toby you’re doing so well, I can barely keep still~”

He likes to hear that he’s the one pleasuring you. That he’s making you squirm under his touch and feel wave after wave of bliss.

He’s not fond of hurting you,

But let me tell you,

This boy can fuck f a s t. His hips will meet yours at insane speeds when he’s in the zone.

Sex is passionate for Toby, and he loves when your eyes meet. He’ll also press his forehead against yours after he finishes.

Toby can literally go until his muscles give out. He doesn’t feel the pain of his muscles protesting against his actions, so he can go as long as his body allows.

Loves shower sex. It’s just so hot and steamy, and you don’t even have to move too much after you both finish bc the shower is right there.

Also, he gets to kiss your neck and wash your hair for you which is cute as hell.

He needs to cuddle afterward or else it’ll be sad boi hours.

I know, but at least I can get away with canabalism without being put in prison! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍💯🤭😂🤣😁☺️😳😉😋🥳👀👉🏻👈🏻

I just cut my dick off, and it's bleeding a lot... What do I do, doctor?

Uh, cauterize it?

...Did you hurt yourself, Sherly? 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍😌😁✨😳😉☺️🤣😂🥲😋😳👉🏻👈🏻

In case anyone claims I fell down the stairs, no I did not fall down the stairs. There is no evidence for that. I am much too agile and have too fast reflexes to do such a simple mistake as slip on the stairs.

Shame the user is anonymous! We'd probably become friends if I could dm them! 🕷️❤️😘😍🥰😌☺️😉😁✨👉🏻👈🏻

Entomomania doesn't have anything to do with fear. It's the total opposite. It's the abnormal love for insects.

So what do you think about people that are utterly obsessed and head over heels in love with all kinds of bugs?

And yes, the cake is dark chocolate and it's also home made. I hope you liked it.

You are quite right. Thankfully, our resident arachnid expert @talking-tarantula was able to catch that unfortunate blunder.

So, what is my opinion on people that have an unnatural obsession with insects and spiders? Whatever keeps you occupied and away from illegal activities, all the better. Better to have an obsession and make a decent career out of it, than to have no interests and drown in mediocrity.

Oh

Homemade, you say? Well, who am I to deny you the satisfaction of gifting a work of art to someone such as myself. I shall savor it all the more.

Yay! So were you able to help that anon with his cut off dong, @consult-johnhwatson? Or is that thing free to use as food? Never tried human dick before... 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍🤭😂🤣😁☺️😳😉😋🥳👀👉🏻👈🏻

I just cut my dick off, and it's bleeding a lot... What do I do, doctor?

Uh, cauterize it?

Slender Brothers and Female Beauty Practises Used in the Middle Ages!

What the Slender Brothers thought of beauty practices in Europe during the Middle Ages for Females. Inspired by Haus of Holbein from Six: The Musical XD 

Warnings: Well, Offender’s of course discusses rape so don’t read it if you know its going to make you uncomfortable. As a whole though, they all talk about pretty gross and painful sounding stuff. That’s what the practises for beauty were like at the time. That’s the whole topic. Basically though, if you’re cool watching Horrible Histories then these (Except Offenders) should be okay. 

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Offenderman:

Man, your make-up, wigs and rat fur eyebrows are gonna get wiped off with him. This is not because he’s sloppy… its actually because he doesn’t like the taste. His mouth is gonna find itself in all sorts of places and he doesn’t need to be tasting hog grease on your face, no matter how good for your skin you might think it is! This includes if they used lead for makeup, arsenic, nightshade, lard, or anything else (for this reason, Offender actually avoided much accidental poisoning that way. Of course, this man poisons himself anyway with other drugs). Hair extensions would also go. He did get excited though when he, uh, caught a girl having her late night / before bed routine with blood on her face, though. Like when you get a box of cornflakes and theirs coco pops in there instead.

He was and still is pretty fascinated with corsets though.

Slenderman:

Don’t take this as Slender being ‘ahead of the time’, but the moment he left his forest for a moment and saw women replacing their eyebrows with rat fur and using pee to lighten their hair, he was out of there. No, no. Absolutely not. That’s disgusting and ridiculous. He goes home in disgust and then he laughs his ass off (Cruelly). Like I said, this doesn’t mean Slender was ahead of the time (None of them were or are. They can do their own research, but that can only lead them to be as forward as the rest of the world is- they’re telepathic, not psychic), it just means he was judgmental and thinks the only valid image of beauty is his own. “No Splender I’m not leaving this forest, there are people out there who pluck their hairlines away until they look like what emerges from a hens vagina. With a face.”  

Splenderman:

Splender has been around humans for so long and he pays so much attention (Not out of creepiness- out of care) that he is well aware of the state a human body should be in if it’s healthy and comfortable and how it definitely should not look if it is healthy and comfortable. This means that when people started getting sick and losing the ability to walk too early in life after they started using certain beauty practises, he knew exactly what to blame. And he, of course, tried to warn people when the topic came up and made his views on these things clear to people he knew, these things were kinda… normal?? You know? There wasn’t much he could do. People would just brush him off. Folks always complain about new things, that doesn’t mean they’re bad! Right?

This normalcy barrier though, did not stop our man from being a legit vigilante by night and making sure that various X-Ray clinics (These would be used for hair removal. You got stuck under the X-Ray machine for up to a day and it got rid of your hair… but it also, of course, destroyed your skin) and small cosmetics factories that put arsenic and deadly night shade in their products would shut down. He did this by stealing their equipment and materials and getting rid of it. Splender’s awesome.

Trenderman:

Of course, Trender is a fashion plate and he has always appreciated mortals’ sense of style and art, but he isn’t obsessive about sticking to the trends. He likes to do his own thing, you know? As a rule, he has always backed up his practises with science and his own experience with them, so I’m not gonna lie here. Some of the practises used during the Middle Ages did concern him a bit, aha. Such as the use of radiation for skin care and various poisons (Lead, arsenic, deadly nightshade). He would also take shoes very seriously with anyone he was dressing up for events and have them promise to him that they would excuse themselves from their party or whatever they were attending, for a bit and take off super high heels or too small slippers to let their feet breath and sit normally for a little while. He would go as far as to tell them horror stories about people who didn’t listen to him and couldn’t walk after the age of forty, or got seriously disgusting feet looking feet, or even had to have them chopped off. Yeah, Trender took it seriously.

Using mercury, though (Unfortunately), is not one of the things that concerned him. After the 1800’s, when Trender finally did fall seriously ill from the substance (It took him a while due to his superior immune system), he did of course immediately regret all of his work with it and halted its use in any of his practises. Its one of his biggest regrets. He used to recommend it so often to clients… and friends… and he can’t take any of that back. These days though he’s very current and aware to a genius extent on the subject of what’s healthy in the way of cosmetics. He doesn’t play with it at all.

This is one VERY GERGEOUS girl! 🕷️❤️✨

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