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can we get some slenderman x s/o cuddling/sleeping together headcanons! like how they cuddle each other in bed, how they manage to sleep together, whether slender sleeps stiff or flips and turns; anything like that ^^ - ☆

Not like there's an issue where they couldn't sleep together?? Obviously any non-humans have beds that are big enough to fit them~ Slender is over 7 feet tall, he's not sleeping on a normal human bed

That counts on IF you can even get him into bed. Slender is a certified workaholic and there are many nights where you go to bed alone and wake up alone. It's an unfortunate part of being in a relationship with him, but at least 4/7 nights in the week you'll probably be alone in your bed, depending on the time of year.

When he is in bed with you, Slender doesn't move. His body tends to be as exhausted as his mind, and whatever position he settles down in, he's going to wake up in. Slender tends to spoon you on most nights, whether you're snuggled into his chest or if he's wrapped around you, that's generally the default position. Slender doesn't ever let you spoon him because his back is a spot of weakness for him (power-wise), and if he wakes up like that he'll probably get pissy and shift away from you. His favorite position is just to have you in his arms, as holding onto you relaxes him.

His favorite thing in the morning when he wakes up is to just watch you for a bit. You look so cute to him when you're sleeping, so content, so happy, so peaceful, and he'll lay there lovingly gazing at you for a few minutes before he has to wake up officially for the day and start his job. The sight of your face is his absolute favorite thing to wake up to, and he likes to say that it's the best way for him to start the day.

Do you have any headcannons for the kind of wired stuff the slender brothers got into as kids/ their sibling dynamic?

Slender Brothers 

None of the brothers liked Splendor after he was born.

In fact, Offender and Trender were always finding unique ways to either hide their baby brother in hopes that Mother would forget about him or, just straight up sell him to people on the street.

Neither of these tactics worked, for obvious reasons.

Splendor was just having a ball the entire time though.

Trender found a way to sew him into a cocoon made of the drapes in the entry hall.

Mother came home and immediately saw this lump running in circles, trying to get out of the curtain, laughing the entire time.

We have confirmed that Splendor has, in fact, eaten dirt as a child.

Probably Offender, too, let's be honest.

Splendor is the youngest sibling, so everyone just low key bullied him.

Still does

But he always found a way to passive-aggressively get them back.

Blackmail, for example.

They always try to get along in front of their mom.

To a, make her happy and b, they know they'll get a smack to the head if they don't stop being fools.

Offender got in a physical fight with Slender in his teenage years because Slender ushered his lady-friend out of the house while Offender was using the bathroom.

Offender got pissed, and his first angsty teenage instinct is to start swinging.

He got a few hits on Slender before he got chucked through the kitchen window.

And Splendor and Trender were just standing there with their fruit loops like: 👁️👄👁️

Slender is petty as hell, so he still holds it against him to this day, which is why they're always a little tense around each other.

slenderman, toby, lj and jeff with a creep/friend who is VERY weird. Like be loud, climb random things, collect shiney objects, talk to animals, and give random things as gifts kind of weird/eccentric. Hopefully its not too weird.

Slender:

Slender generally isn't affected by your weirdness. He's got an entire house full of weirdos, what's another person with eccentric tastes on top of that? Some of your quirks he does find a bit cute, like when you find something new to add to your collections and you excitedly tell him about it, however, he definitely does not enjoy your louder moments, especially not when you're paired with some of the other loud creeps within the mansion.

Toby:

Toby absolutely adores you. You wanna be loud? Fuck yeah, dude let's go scream into the woods and try and make it echo. You wanna climb something? There are some thick vines on the mansion he likes scaling, lets go do that. You collect stuff???? So does he!! You should compare collections and get things for them together! Toby has quite an eccentric personality himself when he's in a good mood, so he can get along well with someone like this.

Laughing Jack:

Jack is drawn in towards quirky people, and you are certainly no exception. He enjoys joining you in your more eccentric activities, often inviting you to take part in some of the weirder interests he has as well. The two of you end up getting along very smoothly, and the other residents also tend to agree that the two of you have a very similar vibe and are quite compatible. 

Jeff:

Jeff also finds quirky people interesting, mostly because he likes analyzing people and figuring out why they are the way they are. But when they're just fucking weird?? Those are his favorite people. He always joins you when you're doing stupid shit because he also loves doing stupid shit, so why not do stupid shit together?? He's also usually picking up various things he thinks you might like for your collection or finding new places for you to do weird things together.

Eurus is smarter then both Sherlock and Mycroft combined! 🕷️❤️😍🥰😘😌👀😉🤣😂😁💯👉🏻👈🏻

*Throws snowballs at @consult-sherlockholmes, @criminalisticonsultant and @consult-johnhwatson* SNOWBALL FIGHT!!! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😏😁🤭😋😌😉☺️🤣😂👀👉🏻👈🏻

It's about to be a white Christmas...😏

Hey!! I think I’ve seen a relative of your around recently their home was like a trapdoor. Do you have a big family? Or small one? (＾－＾)?

Oh! There are many Thraphosidae to go around! I'm guessing you perhaps live somewhere in Australia, yes? Or perhaps in a warmer country, outside of Europe? Trapdoor-spiders, like the atrax robustus for example, often live there! But those are also much more venomous and deadly than myself. Theyalso are quite vicious and aggressive, but not any less beautiful! So yes! I guess, that gives me a pretty large family! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘☺️😉😌😁🥳🥹🥺✨👉🏻👈🏻

This is one VERY GERGEOUS girl! 🕷️❤️✨

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You

Summary: Your husband, Severus, finally introduces you to his colleagues. The Hogwarts staff.

Pairing: Severus Snape x Female Reader

A/N: I feel like I forgot some people.

In the previous and last staff meeting of the year, the headmaster announced the schedule for the Annual Staff dinner.

This commemorated the end of a successful school year and the hopes for more to come. They were always encouraged but not required to attend the festivities. Your husband, Severus, would often stay for an hour before leaving.

This year, however, he vaguely inquired about inviting a guest to the castle.

A phenomenon that didn’t happen quite often and one that Dumbledore wasn’t lenient to grant. This sparked their intrigue and excitement. They were quite eager to meet you. They hoped it was you. The one that puts a smile on their Potions’ Master’s face.

To no surprise, the headmaster stated that any guest of his was welcome to join in the festivities.

Especially if it would encourage him to interact longer than what was professionally deemed necessary in a setting that was not the Three Broomsticks, Hog’s Head, Grimmauld Place, his office, or the high table in the Great Hall.

That’s why you were home, in front of your mirrored wardrobe half naked, unable to decide on what to wear.

“How about this?” you turned, black robes at hand, “Yes? No?”

“You’ll look splendid in anything, darling, in fact,” Severus said, from the bed admiring the sight of you. “I quite like what I see at the moment,”

He smirked.

His eyes locked on you in a haze of desire. Your cheeks heat up as he slowly walks over. His hand reaches out to gently brush a strand of hair away from your face.

“Severus,” his lips dangerously close to yours, your heart racing, his scent enticing, your hand gently pushing him away, “We shouldn't,”

“Why don’t we put that away for a moment?” His warm breath against your cheek sends shivers down your spine, your defenses crumbling as he puts the clothes away, leaning toward you, "Hmm?"

His lips are tender on yours as he pulls you closer. His eyes searched yours in consent, and you surrendered to his heated touch. Your arms wrap around his neck as you lose yourself in his embrace. His robes were warm and soft against your bare skin. Your nose gently nudges his. Closer. More. You silently pleaded. His hands roamed every contour and curve of your exposed skin.

His clothes needed to go. Now.

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In the end, you’d matched his outfit. In black robes, and shoes, except for your jewelry in platinum and a scarf in your house colors.

“You were of no help,” you said, after apparating outside Hogwarts grounds’, “No help at all,”

“You love me,” he laughed, you pouted as he showed you in, “Yes, I do,”

In the castle halls, Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall caught the sound of his laughter. Their eyes turned to the bridge where their Potions’ Master walked side by side with a lovely woman.

“It’s time,”

In the spirit of celebration, their staff room was tastefully adorned in Hogwarts’ colors. Each color was distributed in a way that one was not as prominent as the other. His colleagues were absorbed in their own tasks as the two of you entered.

There were three women by the fire, punch at hand, talking. One you recognize as the Head of Gryffindor House and Transfiguration Professor, McGonagall. By the punch table, there was a small man you know from description as the Charms Professor, Flitwick, and a huge man, Hagrid. The remainder, however, were unfamiliar.

“Severus, so glad of you to join us, my boy,” the Headmaster entered from an office within, “Who is this lovely lady with you?”

“Someone you all wanted to meet for quite some time now,” Severus remarked, as he pulled you closer by his side, “My wife,”

“Oh, finally!” one small but lively woman, head full of curls, approached you, “You made quite an impression, dear,”

“We have never seen Severus so chastised,” Professor McGonagall joined the throng, “It was the highlight of our days,”

“Oh please,” Severus huffed, as you glanced at him and said, “I would’ve thought you’d open that Howler in a more private setting,”

“I was told Howlers shouldn’t be left waiting,” he justified, and sighed, “Imagine my guilt upon opening it,”

“You made up for it quite well, Sev,” you smile, his body relaxes, “Though, I hope outings like those wouldn’t need much incentive to be done,”

“I’ll do my best, my dear,” he sighed, and said, “Ah, apologies, formal introductions.”

His colleagues, Professor Hooch, Sprout, Pomfrey, Flitwick, McGonagall, and Trelawney greeted you in their way. They were very pleased to meet you and whisked you away once your husband was distracted by the headmaster for their short inquisition about your marriage.

To which you happily recanted for them because Severus was a private man and kept information about you to the chest.

It takes him an hour to escape the clutches of the Headmaster and return by your side. With the ladies by the fireplace, thoroughly exposing your husband’s romantic side to them.

“I simply cannot imagine Severus doing such,” Sprout chuckled, “Then again it is you, not us,”

“What are you talking about?” he menacingly came up behind you but no one was intimidated, “Darling?”

“Do you remember that trip to wizarding Paris?” you said. It takes him only moments to recall. His cheeks to the tips of his ears quickly flushed then he hid his face in your hair, “Dear god, please tell me you didn’t tell them that,”

“No, not exactly that,” you giggled. His arms securely wrapped around your waist, “But a more censored version,”

“We’re going now,” he insisted pulling you away from them as they laughed and you squealed, “Severus!”

“You are all menaces,” he pointed to the women as they stifled their laughter, turning to you, “And you are the worst of them all,”

“I love you,” you teasingly grinned, as he sighed happily taking your presence in, “And, I too,”

They briefly stared in awe at your husband’s admission. That’s how much you can get in public but in private he never hesitated to tell or show you his love. Their stares changed to smiles as he wrapped his arms around you. Your hands on top of each other’s above your stomach, rings twinkling in the firelight as you both warm up to them.

It was the first and only time he ever stayed the whole duration of the Annual Staff dinner.

Fluffy relationship headcanons with Grell? (pretty please)

//No problem, dear :) Please enjoy//

Grell

She is the biggest romantic there ever was. Anything relatively romantically cliché will make her swoon like there is no tomorrow. If her partner gives her flowers or chocolates, she may just faint in their arms.

She is a huge cuddler and touchy-feely person. She loves just being in contact with her partner and knowing they are there.

Although she may not always show it, she really needs reassurance, and adores it whenever her partner compliments her/tells her they love her.

She would need a partner who could put up with her dramatic reactions, and wouldn’t mind if she squealed and fussed over how adorable they are.

Dates would be a big thing for her, as she would always want to go out and flaunt their relationship.

Telling her she is a “deadly efficient” reaper would boost her confidence immensely, although she already knows she’s the best one around. If her partner were to tell her this, she would not be able to wait until she could brag about it to all of the other reapers when she went to work next.

I meant how undertakers behaviour with his gf when alon 😉

The Undertaker is always cracking jokes, making his girlfriend laugh was one of his favorite things to do. Your laugh lit up his day and made him smile, no matter the situation. He’s known to be a bit touchy when it comes to his scars, but you reassure him of course. And when he wants to get into the mood, you feel it. He pushes his hair away from his eyes and smirks, watching your every move hungrily. But he’s a gentleman and won’t touch without consent. He may give occasional shoulder kisses and hugs from behind but he’s always waiting and patient. Hell he waited for a long time for you, what’s a few more months or years?