Hey! My Exoskeleton Is ✨fabulous✨! Besides, I Bet These Canibalso Were On A Diet! Much Like Your

Challenge: name 5 things Trender Man likes and 5 things he dislikes.

Likes:

When he unintentionally matches his colors on his lazy days off. 😤

Being able to walk into a clothing store and try on clothes without looking sus.

His random ankle tat he got with his first boyfriend. Man his mom was so pissed lol. It's a tattoo of a peony.

Likes having Slender as an older brother. He can always get good advice from him regarding protection and isolation.

Having a family that supports his hobbies and sexuality. He thinks if he was in any other Slender house, he would have been murdered at 800 years old.

Dislikes:

NOT 👏🏼 HAVING 👏🏼 FACIAL 👏🏼 HAIR 👏🏼 he could do SO MUCH MORE if he had some >:(

Being lonely. He'd rather always be around people than have to live by himself. It feels so weird.

Having to live with the fact he didn't know how to tie a tie until he was 1300 years old. Feels like such a failure lmao.

Inequality. He will fight tooth and nail for the fashion industry to become more diverse. He's so tired of the models and he wants someone who can work a stage without attitude for once!

Also doesn't like his own skinny bod. Has tried to gain weight and gain muscle but because he's a slender it just doesn't affect him. It's so evil bro let him be Curvy Barbie ffs.

Well, it's still better than being called a "web puppy" in my opinion... 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😇🙂🥺🥹🤨😳😉😌☺️💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

sherlock....i don't think people mean eat you like that

Then how do they mean it?

This is one VERY GERGEOUS girl! 🕷️❤️✨

hearsey's owl moth (brahmaea hearseyi) | ofmoth_andflame on ig

Thank you so much! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️☺️😌🥳😋😉😁

Your favorite tarantula is back! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️🥺

So I was in Sweden for two and a half month and it was great! Unfortunately I couldn't access my mobile data (we didn't have wifi) for some reason and whatever I tried to make ot work didn't change anything!

When I went into Tumblr though when I did have wifi (at someone else's place) I couldn't access my old account ( @shame-of-chimical ) anymore so I had to set up a new one.

But I'm happy to be back and I missed you guys (I really missed spending time with Irene, sitting on Jim's nice and warm hand and Sherlock's awesome deductions and scientific explanation about things, but also I missed talking to Harry and the banter between John and Sherlock for example!)

But on that note, hello to @twireneadler, @criminalisticonsultant, @consult-sherlockholmes, @consultjohnwatson , @mrs-hudsons-blog, @mrs-turners-blog, @atamh, @antheaisntmyname, @therealharrywatson, @a-victorian-girl, and @everyone else that I might not have mentioned in my post! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️🥺😭☺️😌😋😁😉😇🥳

Wanna do it again? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍✨😏😁🤭😋😌😉☺️🤣😂👀👉🏻👈🏻

It's about to be a white Christmas...😏

BURNED!!! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍💯😌✨😁😉☺️😂🤣🤤🥳👉🏻👈🏻

How much money would it cost me for you to give me a strip tease show?

Obviously, more than what your dignity is worth.

The amount being "Absolutely-Not-Ever" with a generous side of "Mocking-Sarcasm".

Happy Valentine's Day, by the way! To you and to @thedetectivefrom221b!! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉☺️😌👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

It would be almost as perfect as our friendship, wouldn't it, Mycroft? 🕷️❤️😘😍🥰😌☺️😉😁✨👉🏻👈🏻

Entomomania doesn't have anything to do with fear. It's the total opposite. It's the abnormal love for insects.

So what do you think about people that are utterly obsessed and head over heels in love with all kinds of bugs?

And yes, the cake is dark chocolate and it's also home made. I hope you liked it.

You are quite right. Thankfully, our resident arachnid expert @talking-tarantula was able to catch that unfortunate blunder.

So, what is my opinion on people that have an unnatural obsession with insects and spiders? Whatever keeps you occupied and away from illegal activities, all the better. Better to have an obsession and make a decent career out of it, than to have no interests and drown in mediocrity.

Oh

Homemade, you say? Well, who am I to deny you the satisfaction of gifting a work of art to someone such as myself. I shall savor it all the more.

I see! I'm not a stranger to hip pain though, because my human form does have hip dysplasia, and unfortunately it's really prone to either inflammation (which also means it'll fill up with water) or it jumps out of socket/dislocates, and that really unpleasant! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍👀💯😅😳🥲🥹🥺😭🤬👉🏻👈🏻

Hey, regarding your hip, could it be that you have hip dysplasia by any chance? 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍👀💯✨👉🏻👈🏻

Hello darling,

I think the problem is simply that I am becoming sort of an Old Fogey, my dear. ;-)

Sebastian claude ciel an Williams kinks ◉

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[NSFW]

Sebastian:

Blindfolding and making you feel his touch on every. single. inch of your body more intensively.

Claude:

Watching you touching yourself in the most intimate parts would be a great pleasure for him, especially if you would lasciviously repeat his name from time to time.

Ciel:

Clothed sex sometimes may be uncomfortable but is a huge turn on for him.

William:

Tying you to the bedframe by his own tie and giving you pleasure in every way he only wants.