Well, It's Still Better Than Being Called A "web Puppy" In My Opinion... 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😇🙂🥺🥹🤨😳😉😌☺️💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

I'd switch with Mycroft, because I'm fat he's got a suit of armor.

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*sisterhood of the traveling pants rules apply - anything you swap will fit, no matter your body type

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Can I get Masky and Hoodie out on Halloween with their s/o? Thank you love your writing btw!

Masky

Always trying to scare you throughout the entire day.

Why, you ask?

“I dunno.” :)) 

Just one day of Halloween will take at least three years off of your life.

It doesn’t help that Masky’s job is literally to sneak up on people. 

You caught him hiding on top of the kitchen cabinets to jump down and scare you.

Dumbass got stuck, though.

Halloween night will be spent either in the middle of the woods, or on a night out in the town.

It’s your choice, of course. (But Masky would prefer being sketchy in the middle of the woods)

Both are just as scary.

If you choose the woods, Masky will spend the night playing hide and seek with you, along with telling scary stories by the fire while binging on marshmallows.

The city, however, is a night filled with candy, trick-or-treating as grown adults, and maybe a simple restaurant date.

Full of spooks, of course

Hoodie

Hoodie will take you somewhere spooky for Halloween.

Like a haunted house, haunted maze, or even a real haunted house with an EMF and Ouija Board.

Or possibly all three in the same day? 

He’ll protect you through each event, and keep you hidden in his hoodie if push comes to shove.

Hoodie may have also punched a clown actor in the face, but that’s not important right now.

What’s important is how fast he can get away from the crime scene.

An eventful Halloween is a fun Halloween!

And when you go ghost hunting, he mentioned he might punch a ghost in the face too.

Then he mysteriously fell through the floor. Oooo so spooky.

With Hoodie’s injuries and the dying batteries on the EMF making it go crazy, you two decide to chill at home and watch your favorite scary movies.

All while being inconveniently disturbed by trick or treaters.

Morning Classes

Severus Snape x Reader

Summary: You spent the night in your boyfriend’s bedroom, at the school he works at. The issue with sleeping in a dungeon, is that you can’t tell when it’s sunrise. You slept in, and decided to make it known to everyone that Severus Snape CAN get some bitches

Warnings: None really, besides implied sexual content. But none actually. Also teenagers being teenagers, and poor Snape ready to have a heart attack

“Sevvy?” You yawned, as you would lift up your head. There you were, in satin sheets. Perfect for the muggy weather that the dungeons collected. Breathe able, light, and soft. Made you want to never leave the ink and emerald covers, but you wanted to get some breakfast with your boyfriend.

Another yawn left you, as you climbed out of the covers. Quick to steal one of his dress shirts, and cover yourself up in. You loved how it was a dress on you. Made you feel so safe, and warm. Emotionally, anyway. Despite the muggy weather of a dungeon, it can change and become so chill. Just a matter of when Peeves wants to snuff out the fire places.

“Sevvy? I want us to get some breakfast.” You called, as you stretched your body. The cold stones sending shivers through your feet, and up your spine. “And cuddles. I want more cuddles.” You cooed, as you would force open the heavy door. The one to lead to his classroom. Took some effort, but you broke through.

“Sevvy, sweetie? Let’s get some br…” Your heart dropped, as you froze. Seems you slept in, because class was in session. The familiar smog of the potions brewing filled the air, but never enough to hide the faces of his students. Along with himself.

The way every student was jaw dropped, at the realization that someone was in Snapes bedroom. Not only in his bedroom, but clearly having spent the night there. They just couldn’t process it, and neither could Snape. That ever cold scowl vanished, to be replaced with the most brilliant of pink cheeks. Seems Hogwarts was just a breeding ground of making sure he got embarrassed.

“Oh….I….Apologies….It can be kinda hard to tell the time, when you are underground.” You gulped, as you rubbed the back of your neck. You tried to step out of the room, but your back came into contact with the door. No way did you want to turn around, and risk exposing your naked butt to a bunch of kids. That’s not only gross, but also very embarrassing.

“Damn, kinda hot-“ A student said, causing Snape’s head to spin so sharply. You are surprised that no bones were broken in the process. As if he had time to figure out who said that. He had a partner to worry about. He cursed himself for letting you sleep in.

“Not. A. WORD.” He warned his students, as he quickly ran to your side. Swiftly he would take off his ever present cloak, and wrapped it around you. Let you be covered, as the students still stared. Never did they think Snape could be human. Find love, have a romance, be intimate with someone. It was just kinda assumed he was an entity all on his own.

“I am so sorry-“ You quickly whispered, with shame in your eyes. Way to go. You had to humiliate him. A man that’s been burdened with such all his life. You just had to give him more trauma. Way to go. That’s reading on your face like a book, and he won’t have any of that. He will break the cycle.

“I should have left a note-“ He tried to whisper back, but failed. The classroom was so silent, from shock, so much as his own heart beat could be heard. Was Snape taking responsibility for his own actions, and not wanting someone to feel bad? Who is this imposter? That was getting the class rowdy now.

“Students-“ He warned, but the teenagers in them were over ruled. They had so many questions. Who is this person? How did you two meet? Did you go to Hogwarts with him? Are you from another school? Pure blood? Muggle born? Did you top?!

“I uh. Just better go get some pants on-“ You swallowed, as he nodded. He was quick to open the door for you, and you ran in. It would then slam behind you, but it couldn’t muffle the gossiping of the class.

“Children-!” He warned, but their curiosity overruled their fear. They had to know. Who the hell were you?! Why would you settle for him?! So many questions, so little class time to figure it all out. They needed to know!

You made sure to hurry up, and slipped on some random bottoms. Along with a cozy top. Just clothes to actually wear, as to go out there and save your boyfriend. It must be an emotional nightmare to deal with. A bunch of students ganging up on him, much like his childhood. You will save the day.

“Hey everyone-! Sorry about that-! So uh. Hi! Yes, I’m his romantic partner. No, we didn’t meet at Hogwarts. I’m a-“ You began to rattle off, as to try and settle everyone down. Along with give Severus a moment to breathe. Breathe, and process what is happening. So much for staying under the radar.

“Why him?” Someone asked. Damn, even you could feel Snape’s death glare towards the student. Stings, but you snuck your hand to tangle with his. Comforting him, with brushing your thumb over his knuckles.

“Oh where do I start? Handsome, smart, charismatic, playful-“ That got a brow raise at the remark. The moment you kissed his cheek? Everyone was gagging, and making mock throwing up noises. You swore you saw a smile tug at his lips, at such foolery. Had you giggle, as you nuzzled your head into his shoulder.

“Thank Merlin, the bell-!” A student shouted, as the clock tower rang. Everyone was quick to bolt, leaving behind cauldrons full of left over potions. That had him rubbing his temples, but you already grabbed your wand. Working on the first one for him.

“The talk of the school….again….” He grumbled, as he would work on another one. He never liked being in the spotlight. If he could hide in the shadows, he would. Impossible now. Given the ‘scary potion master’ now had a romantic partner. Someone could love him? Such horror.

“Oh hush. Bet they are just jealous that I’m the lucky one.” You soothed, as you would give his cheek another kiss. Make that, multiple kisses. Just peppering him, and not willing to lighten up. Not until he smiled.

Took a minute, but he did. Just for you. He smiled, and soon returned a peck to your own. Far softer, and quieter. Just how he was. Like a gust of wind, in the moonlight. One of the endless reasons you adored him.

“So…..no breakfast-?” You puzzled, before he handed you over an apple. He had made sure to grab you something, after he had his own. He kept you in his thoughts. Had you just beaming, as you happily took it. Taking a large bite, as you now sat on his desk. Eye candy, as he worked.

Maybe today won’t be so bad after all. He’s in good company.

That means I get to bully the pink toad called UmBITCH!

Do you also do match ups or only fanfics?

Do you mean match ups between readers and characters or two characters? Either way, I'll admit I'm not familiar with this, but why not!

*suddenly wonders if they know enough characters to do that and keep it varied*

@criminalisticonsultant, @twireneadler and @consult-sherlockholmes! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😌☺️😁😉😂🤣🤭✨👉🏻👈🏻

Hey could I get some good omens content? Maybe Aziraphale x fem reader headcanons?

sorry for getting to this so late! 

- if you have long hair this boy will definitely braid it all the time. 

- if he gets attached he will stick to you like glue. 

- he always is attempting to get you to smile. 

- is a total cuddler 

- his main nickname for you would be darling or sweetheart 

- it is very easy to fluster him 

- if you’re into reading he will find you very old books 

- if you get sick he will not leave your side until you get better 

- he was very flustered the first time you called him baby 

- he tries to keep pda to a minimum around Crowley, but he sometimes slips up :)

- if he ever gets jealous just pepper him in kisses 

- gives the best birthday gifts 

- he’s not much of a flirter but when he does prepare to be flustered 

- loves to carry you either it be in his arms or on his back 

- if you’re ever sad he will cuddle with you and attempt to get you to laugh 

- if ya’ll ever fight just make sure to give him space, he’ll come around 

Could I request for the Yandere slender Bros having eyes for the same person?

haha what eyes

Yan!Slender Brothers

Out of all of them, I think Slender would be the worst.

He has a power complex, and it's not the principle whether he has his darling, it's the principle that you are HIS.

Slender does not take it kindly that there's three other people after you, let alone his brothers of all people.

He morally can't dispose of them (and on top of that his Mother would slaughter him).

But he does try to scare them off with threats and even some bodily harm.

Second handedly, of course.

But Offender isn't afraid to throw hands with anyone.

He will physically fight for his love, whether it kills him in the process or not.

He might get a brain injury or two if he tries to go after Slender, who for sure has the most custody over you at the moment.

Trender is more reasonable and tries to talk things out to create a deal.

He'll borrow you for a day or so to say goodbye, and then give you back to Slender.

Of course, he won't follow through with it, but that's beside the point.

Splendor, however, is a little shit.

He's the youngest sibling, and he knows how to get away with a lot of things under his brother's noses.

If he's strategic enough, he'll be able to whisk you away while Slender is distracted with his other siblings.

Slender, Splendor, Offender will not give you a choice between the four. If you don't love them, you'll just have to learn.

Trender is more lenient and self-aware. He knows you can't change love. But he will try to change himself so your heart will sway in his favor.

This doesn't mean he won't pop up frequently to check on you.

It would be almost as perfect as our friendship, wouldn't it, Mycroft? 🕷️❤️😘😍🥰😌☺️😉😁✨👉🏻👈🏻

Entomomania doesn't have anything to do with fear. It's the total opposite. It's the abnormal love for insects.

So what do you think about people that are utterly obsessed and head over heels in love with all kinds of bugs?

And yes, the cake is dark chocolate and it's also home made. I hope you liked it.

You are quite right. Thankfully, our resident arachnid expert @talking-tarantula was able to catch that unfortunate blunder.

So, what is my opinion on people that have an unnatural obsession with insects and spiders? Whatever keeps you occupied and away from illegal activities, all the better. Better to have an obsession and make a decent career out of it, than to have no interests and drown in mediocrity.

Oh

Homemade, you say? Well, who am I to deny you the satisfaction of gifting a work of art to someone such as myself. I shall savor it all the more.

Not your division, I guess? And you know me! I know bugs well! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍💯👀✨🥺🥹🥲😳😅☺️😁😉😌👉🏻👈🏻

Hey Greg! Did you know that big dragonflies can speed up to 130 miles per hour??? Cheetah's can also speed up to 130 miles per hour, but only for about 20 seconds, so a big dragonfly can easily beat a cheetah in a race!

Dragonflies can also make it from Lybia to Iceland in only four days flat! Awesome, isn't it?! 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍☺️😁😉😌🥳👀💯👉🏻👈🏻

Is this true? I don't know any bugs to confirm these facts with. Feel like I'd need a detective for this. Or someone who really knew bugs. Wonder if I know anyone like that...

...Did you hurt yourself, Sherly? 🕷️❤️🥰😘😍😌😁✨😳😉☺️🤣😂🥲😋😳👉🏻👈🏻

In case anyone claims I fell down the stairs, no I did not fall down the stairs. There is no evidence for that. I am much too agile and have too fast reflexes to do such a simple mistake as slip on the stairs.