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GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME
Raw Toast?
Sorry for the bad cropping
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@markiplier
You hold galaxies in your heart.
Yet, such a small speck of dust in this vast universe. Such an insignificant little speck that has done so fucking much. So much to people he’ll meet and never meet. So much to people who stay and go. So much to those who’ve passed and those who still keep kicking.
I cannot thank him enough for everything he has done. And I know he’ll blow that off, that we are the real life changers. But I’m serious. He has done so much for us. He’s helped so damn much. So much that can’t be explained in just words. While the birthday piece isn’t the best I can do, it sure is a step. I’ve come so far because of him. Drowning out reality and quelling my anxiety with him. Drawing his big dumb face nearly everyday for over a YEAR. And he’s brought me so far, without even being near me. Helping me, and I’m sure other people, become better. I know he has so much impact on other people all the same. I know he knows that, but I want him to really fucking know that.
I will keep it short though, since this is already kinda long. Happy birthday, Mark. You’re an old man now. And thank you, for everything you do. I hope your birthday is going swell!
edit: i forgot to mention! i’ll be getting a tattoo inspired by you at some point in the future!. yeah.
when u hear your favorite band in public
Stripes dont exist until you have at least three of them.
I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working
open minds are attractive as fuck
someone being excited about you is a good feeling
i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..
This is horrible 😂
If you think I am not going to laugh at every single slight innuendo you are wrong
Junior Entrepreneur Finals
“accidentally brought a Range Rover”
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part of this headline is surprising but part of it isn’t
the don’t tread on me snake but instead it says “tread on me daddy”