Someone Being Excited About You Is A Good Feeling

Band Kid: I practiced for hours last night.

Director: 

this tweet haunts me

part of this headline is surprising but part of it isn’t

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

conceptual playlists

making out at a party, music muted but vibrating through the walls and stopping to look at them

driving at night with the windows down and the lights passing over your face as you smile slightly

speeding through the summer sun with some friends in the back of the car and you all sing along

walking around with the sun on your back and feeling a warm glow take grip

dancing in silhouette somewhere seedy and flirting with your eyes

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