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Anything strange and odd about me can be attributed to my early childhood snack of road salt and moss
Avatar of the stranger but its just someone who makes an absurd amount of AI art and deepfakes.
Avatar of the flesh but its just someone who makes disturbing ads for PETA
Avatar of the eye but its just a huge comic nerd who’s constantly condescending about their knowledge to everyone
Avatar of the desolation but its just someone who purposefully messes with office/school microwaves, making them unusable
Avatar of the slaughter but its just a LARPer who’s wayyyyy too into the ‘fighting’
Avatar of the lonely but its just a gas station clerk who always takes the night shift by themselves
Avatar of the dark but its just an electrician who’s really really bad at their job
Avatar of the spiral but its just a clickbait YouTuber with really long videos and weirdly familiar but untraceable background music
Avatar of the corruption but its just someone who writes weird shipfics with awful, insidiously unhealthy relationship dynamics
Avatar of the end but its just a goth who hangs out at cemeteries that won’t stop death infodumping to random bereaved people
Avatar of the hunt but its just an edgy middle schooler who pretends to be a wolf and keeps winning at tag against kids who aren’t playing
Avatar of the web but its just a scam phone caller who’s good at getting old people who aren’t good with computers
Avatar of the buried but its just a construction worker who always has to be the first one to do any excavating or digging
Avatar of the vast but its just someone who makes religious talks about how large and all-encompassing their god/gods is/are
Avatar of the extinction but its just an artist who constantly makes climate change or pollution related exhibitions.
I constantly and willingly played the medicine cat in my elementary school warrior cat roleplay games. I should have realized I was AroAce a LONG time ago.
True avatar of the buried (common gopher)
Hannibal literally stabbing a guy in the head: sorry guys my impulsive thoughts 🤪
no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched
*Hannibal and Will having this deep, tender moment, looking into each others eyes in a way that was deeply romantic and heartfelt*
The man behind them that just got sewn into, and promptly crawled out of a dead horse:
Eukaryotic cell gang!! We love women in STEM.
The organelles of the cells have been translated into human anatomy, so the nucleus is the brain, the vacuole function as the lungs, and the mitochondria is the heart since it’s the… you already know, I don’t have to say it ;)
Nico in a modern world setting would be a streamer called 'Ghost King'.
Specifically, a horror game streamer. That would be like his main thing. He's that streamer who plays horror games but rarely gets jumpscared. He's the type to make sarcastic comments and critic on game design while being chased down by a ghost.
He rarely plays multiplayer games, but when he does, his streams are so fun and chaotic because he would lose his cool while playing with his friends who, especially in a game setting, he consider as idiots.
Imagine him playing Phasmophobia, Forewarned or Demonologist and just getting invested with trying to figure out the type of ghost/spirit/evil while the other three players are running around, unintentionally provoking the ghost/spirit/evil as they scream into the background. They'll be wondering why Nico isn't responding to them and jump into his stream, only to find out that Nico have them on mute.
Imagine him playing Among Us. He would be a ruthless killer.
you don't get to pick your sexuality. actually warner brothers does. congratulations you're getting promoted misha you're bi now
oo can you draw if jack and ralph ended up in a class together post-island??
they'd both get immediately trauma'd
Getting you all a barbie cake for the 10 year anniversary of hannibal
he/him, but in the way you say "oh fuck he's coming" when you hear the giant, growling creature in the woods getting closer
Tweet of the year
will graham is the babygirl blueprint. he is a sopping wet cat with big ass eyes and so much mental illness that a literal cannibal becomes obsessed with him. i have never seen a middle aged man more babygirl gendered than him
Yknow, you only really hug the skin. Maybe the other organs are touch starved? Please hug a local liver, It’s feeling a bit lonely.
I made a tumblr account specifically to talk about my babygorls (Hannibal lector and the teeth man)
Goncharov (1973) is best known for its groundbreaking advancements in gay rights.