I'm Like Two Days Late But Fuck It Let's Go Gothic Maid Jade

Floyd already hates mushrooms because of Jade, he might start hating the color purple as well if Jade continues to be annoying about it

Bonus doodle, but also for shits and giggles, Epel does not like Jade

and Jade might be the one where the first incident of Epel sending moths to students dorms started

NEW CLUB CARD DROP!!1!1!! 🔥🔥

MALLEUS!!1!1! The running gag about his gargoyles hyperfixation finally gets to shine and it's so good, but also this outfit? IT EATS DOWN 🙌🙌

The leather looks really nice on him, my only despair is that the parasol color doesn't match the fit or the other way around.. actually, i'm not sure the royal purple matches the blue undertones in his hair-

The patchwork on his right arm is also confusing me but I'll have to see his sprite probably before I make my final opinion- Regardless, his hair SO GOOD IN THE LOW PONYTAIL!!! We haven't had any other hair switch ups for him besides his culinary crucible so seeing this is nice 😭

Edit: Groovy Version!!

He looks so good!! Rainy day Malleus!! Also I did just realize that he's wearing a rain coat because the practical usage of gargoyles is to channel water away like gutters-

CRYING laughing while watching the translation of the new jp halloween event because they put the big 4 (housewardens) into a room and told them to collaborate with eachother-

it played out exactly how you imagine it would 💀💀

THEY SPENT THREE WHOLE MINUTES ARGUING ABOUT THIS BRO 😭 ABOUT AN EVENT THAT WAS A WHOLE YEAR AGO

laughed particularly hard after seeing these three reblogs that were all within 5 notes of each other in my inbox

y'all.. what is going on in leona's dream.. 💀

are you telling me that he's SO DEPRESSED, THAT EVEN IN HIS DREAM HE ISN'T HAPPY?? WHAT THE FU- THAT'S SO SAD TWST STOP MAKING OUR BOYS SAD 😭 (i feel like the story's explanation of the situation makes a little sense, but not enough, and as a cynical/jaded leona kin, this is so avidly depressing-)

MAKING WHAT IS A DEAD CHEKA REANIMATED (a puppet controlled by ruggie's um) IN ORDER TO WAKE UP LEONA IS ACTUALLY CRAZY.. 💀💀 i feel like they took the first situation of leona's dream and his whole family being dead way too lightly, even if it isn't real- 😭

i don't understand how the kifaji in his dream gained consciousness or whatever, but it actually made me tear up a little bit seeing leona send him off after defeating his overblot form 😭 😭

I also think that his rather lackluster reaction to Malleus doing all of this makes sense, not only is he probably (internally) trying to process everything that's going on right now (me too cause this is some crazy matrix level stuff-), but he probably understands Malleus at least a little bit, when it comes to going to unimaginable lengths for the things you desire *COUGH* spelldrive tournament *COUGH* I MEAN WHO SAID THAT 💀💀

Edit: I saw this great animation of Leona and Malleus where Malleus had revealed himself to Leona in his dream and I had to share, IT'S ALSO ANIMATED TO RULER OF MY HEART SO ALIEN STAGE LOVERS??.. it's by luziia, who's art style is really nice, here's the link and a little preview! ^^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMnS5suKfmo

THIS EVENT GOT EVEN GOOFIER 💀💀

y'all.. this event is SENDING me it's so funny- there's so many funny moments in chapter 4 so here's my favorites:

the mental picture of sebek lifting up idia (who's only like 5 cm/2 in shorter than him-) is SO funny

like imagine seeing some random green haired guy who's tall asf RUNNING through town SCREAMING while carrying an EQUALLY tall, skinny asf guy with FLAMING blue hair ON his back 💀

Poor Trey getting dragged into this shit- even he don't wanna deal with Leona and Malleus's gay petty asf bickering 😭

riddle's tantrums are NOTHING compared to them 💀

Sebek (accidentally) SLAMMING Idia with that comment is also the greatest thing ever-

"hermit" is wild 💀 and the worse part is sebek met it with 100% sincerity, this is the nicest he's been all event and he literally told idia he doesn't go outside enough 😭

(in order to fit the 30 photo limit, i combined the first screenshot with the rest of these screenshots, Vil didn't immediately say the plan after insulting Sebek)

Vil slamming another freshman as a "unwashed, overripened vegetable” never gets old, atleast Sebek isn’t another potato (HE HAD THE CHANCE TO CALL HIM A CABBAGE BECAUSE OF HIS HAIR BUT HE DIDNT AND ITS SO TRAGIC-)

Idia trying his best to escape Sebek also is hilarious but unfortunately, he's not brave enough to challenge Vil's authority- and Epel finally has a reason to be grateful about being in Pomefiore 💀

Idia saying he regrets being a dorm head is also extremely funny because i just KNOW he’s thinking “dude I would’ve never been the party leader if i’d have to team with these annoying noobs..”

Leona cheering on the little girl and mocking Malleus cause he knows DAMN well Malleus can't actually hurt her is also hilarious-

Malleus is also petty enough for Leona to be WRONG about this, but atleast he got some sense knocked into him before the poor girl got blasted into smithereens- Malleus was actually gonna magic blast her into oblivion like 💀💀

(side note: leona looks SO handsome when he's actually laughing with a big smile, it's so unfortunate that we don't see this sprite often..)

Malleus and Leona getting along in order to gang up on Trey is lowkey CRAZY cause what is Trey gonna do to them 💀 mf was about to be bodied if he hadn't run off to talk with Shock in order avoid them-

(legitimately will never understand why they decided Trey was an enemy for trying to mediate their arguements by agreeing with both of them- dude is trying his best and yall dont stfu with your gay ass arguments like i would be tired of that shit too 😭)

I DON'T NORMALLY REBLOG STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT

GOOD MORNING TWST NATION HOW ARE WE DOING

I JUST READ SOME JAMIL CHARACTER ANALYSIS AND FOUND OUT THAT JAMIL WAS EAVESDROPPING ON KALIM AND GRIM DURING THAT MOMENT IN BOOK 5-30..

i feel like i've been pretty good at restraining myself in this blog, but that being said..

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE HES SO FINE OMG KICKING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING HE LOOKS SO GOOD IM GONNA THROW UP LORD HAVE MERCY PLEASEEE HIS HAIR???!?!?!?!?PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE IM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEESSSSS

i just realized how little my replies to the comments of my "kalim-and-grim-moment-post" do in regards to supporting my love for kalim..

so here's an obligatory kalim post, bcz he deserves all the love ^^

Side Note:

IM SO SORRY MY PRECIOUS BOY I SWEAR I DONT THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE TRAUMATIZED I JUST DONT TALK ABOUT THINGS I LIKE IN A MENTALLY SANE WAY 😭😭😭