laughed particularly hard after seeing these three reblogs that were all within 5 notes of each other in my inbox
are you telling me that he's SO DEPRESSED, THAT EVEN IN HIS DREAM HE ISN'T HAPPY?? WHAT THE FU- THAT'S SO SAD TWST STOP MAKING OUR BOYS SAD 😭 (i feel like the story's explanation of the situation makes a little sense, but not enough, and as a cynical/jaded leona kin, this is so avidly depressing-)
MAKING WHAT IS A DEAD CHEKA REANIMATED (a puppet controlled by ruggie's um) IN ORDER TO WAKE UP LEONA IS ACTUALLY CRAZY.. 💀💀 i feel like they took the first situation of leona's dream and his whole family being dead way too lightly, even if it isn't real- 😭
i don't understand how the kifaji in his dream gained consciousness or whatever, but it actually made me tear up a little bit seeing leona send him off after defeating his overblot form 😭 😭
I also think that his rather lackluster reaction to Malleus doing all of this makes sense, not only is he probably (internally) trying to process everything that's going on right now (me too cause this is some crazy matrix level stuff-), but he probably understands Malleus at least a little bit, when it comes to going to unimaginable lengths for the things you desire *COUGH* spelldrive tournament *COUGH* I MEAN WHO SAID THAT 💀💀
THE BERET. THE MULTIPLE EARRINGS. THE DYED HAIR. THE EYESHADOW. THE LAYERED RINGS. THE CHOKER. THE FUR COAT WITH PATCHES. THE CORSET. THE PLAID HALF SKIRT. THE FISHNET. THE HALF STOCKING AND TIGHTS. THE MARY JANE WEDGE HEELS. you cannot tell me this man's one purpose in his dream is to serve CUN-
op was right on the money with the first one, just a little tuft on the right
Hairstyle predictions for Aces luxe card.......
HIS CARDIGAN IS SO ADORABLE AND THE MESSY HAIR?? HE'S SO SCRUNKLY IN THIS PHOTO I WANT TO ROUGH HIM UP (affectionately) i'm loving this new set of twst birthday cards bro
we were totally robbed of jack brushing his fluffy tail though-
im gon cry PLEASE TELL ME im not the only one that thinks it looks like he’s wearing a mha uniform 😭😭 AND IT WOULD BE ON CHARACTER FOR HIM ANYWAYS
DUDE.. THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE PRETTIEST CARDS TWST HAS EVER MADE BC THAT BACKGROUND?? THAT SUNRISE?? BRO ITS ACTUALLY SO EXQUISITE AND DEUCE IS EATING IT UP IN THE CARD TOO THAT LIGHTING IS SO 😍😍
OKAY MUSCLES⁉️‼️💪 dude I swear to god i will shit myself if they do him dirty in his sprite again BC HIS CLUBWEAR SPRITE WAS SO TRAGIC 😭🙏 And he looks BIGGER in this card too, although his delinquent side is coming out a lil he looking like he wanna beat someone up 💀
Edit: Ig this isn’t that bad, but either way, NOTHING will ever look as tragic as deuce’s skinny ahh arms in his clubwear sprite- 😭 The lighting is still hard carrying his muscles in the (sunset savanna) groovy tho-
HE LOOKS SO GOOD BRO IM ABOUT TO CRY AND THROW UP HES SOOO FINE PLEASE ONE CHANCE 😭🙏🙏 AND OMG THE LIGHTING ON THIS CARD IS SO GOOD AHABDSJFAKF 😭😭😭
WE WERE RIGHT, THE HONKSHOO 80 YEAR OLD GRANDPA FIT IS REALLLLL 😭😭😭
NOW WE JUST NEED VIL IN THE SEXY FEATHERED ROBE (twst please) ALSO Rook having his freckles means that they aren’t gone, he just covers it up with makeup (as seen in his groovy)!! 🙌 his little clips r also adorable but using NEIGE themed stuff after vdc is.. a choice.. (rook did you not learn your lesson)
Anyways, Vil, it's your calling and duty:
(spoilers for chapter 7 scarabia stuff under the cut!!)
Everyone's been talking about how much it would hurt to be punched by Kalim with his bangles and jewelry on, but can we talk about the SOUND? like im just realizing that their fight during book 7 probably sounded an awful lot like this 💀:
"YOU A**HOLE, I HATE HOW TWO FACED YOU ARE!!"
*jingle jingle*
"YOU JUST REALIZED IT NOW HUH, YOU INSENSITIVE B*STARD?!!"
*jingle jingle jingle*
"DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT YOU SARCASTIC IDIOT!!"
*the sound of jingling intensifying*
I get between the shouting and all, you wouldn't be able to hear it all that well, but I would be trying so hard not to laugh if I heard the the equivalent of "keys! keys!! *aggressive keychain shaking*" play out while i watched somebody deck their best friend in the face 😭
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