Actually Yeah I’m A Ticking Time Bomb That Can’t Be Disarmed And My Timer Is At 61:23:59:59

THANK YOU BEYONCE FOR THE HALLOWEEN CARD GROOVIES

I JUST FOUND THESE IN PINTEREST AND THEYVE PROBABLY BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE BUT I DONT CARE I HAVE TO POST THEM

LITERALLY LOOKS AT THEY ALL LOOK SOOO GOOD ESPECIALLY MY MAN JADE LIKE THEY MADE HIM SERVE SPECIFICALLY ALSO THE DYNAMIC ANGLES AND THE LIGHTING???? EAT DOWNNNN KINGS AUGHAJSHDJFBJSDJ

do y'all see this.

THIS MAN. THIS MAN FR JUMPED OUT OF SOME DARK GOTHIC ROMANCE OTOME GAME- BC THIS HAND KISSING ACTION IS LOWKEY CRAZ 💀

this man is so bold to be doing all that to some randos he met in the woods 😭 genuine gojo behavior (note: did he kidnap them??)

Here's all the other characters reactions btw: (credit to fleurism on yt)

it's the way that all the posts about the new halloween event are about gojo or yassifying jack skellington 😭

i just realized how little my replies to the comments of my "kalim-and-grim-moment-post" do in regards to supporting my love for kalim..

so here's an obligatory kalim post, bcz he deserves all the love ^^

Side Note:

IM SO SORRY MY PRECIOUS BOY I SWEAR I DONT THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE TRAUMATIZED I JUST DONT TALK ABOUT THINGS I LIKE IN A MENTALLY SANE WAY 😭😭😭

THIS EVENT GOT EVEN GOOFIER 💀💀

y'all.. this event is SENDING me it's so funny- there's so many funny moments in chapter 4 so here's my favorites:

the mental picture of sebek lifting up idia (who's only like 5 cm/2 in shorter than him-) is SO funny

like imagine seeing some random green haired guy who's tall asf RUNNING through town SCREAMING while carrying an EQUALLY tall, skinny asf guy with FLAMING blue hair ON his back 💀

Poor Trey getting dragged into this shit- even he don't wanna deal with Leona and Malleus's gay petty asf bickering 😭

riddle's tantrums are NOTHING compared to them 💀

Sebek (accidentally) SLAMMING Idia with that comment is also the greatest thing ever-

"hermit" is wild 💀 and the worse part is sebek met it with 100% sincerity, this is the nicest he's been all event and he literally told idia he doesn't go outside enough 😭

(in order to fit the 30 photo limit, i combined the first screenshot with the rest of these screenshots, Vil didn't immediately say the plan after insulting Sebek)

Vil slamming another freshman as a "unwashed, overripened vegetable” never gets old, atleast Sebek isn’t another potato (HE HAD THE CHANCE TO CALL HIM A CABBAGE BECAUSE OF HIS HAIR BUT HE DIDNT AND ITS SO TRAGIC-)

Idia trying his best to escape Sebek also is hilarious but unfortunately, he's not brave enough to challenge Vil's authority- and Epel finally has a reason to be grateful about being in Pomefiore 💀

Idia saying he regrets being a dorm head is also extremely funny because i just KNOW he’s thinking “dude I would’ve never been the party leader if i’d have to team with these annoying noobs..”

Leona cheering on the little girl and mocking Malleus cause he knows DAMN well Malleus can't actually hurt her is also hilarious-

Malleus is also petty enough for Leona to be WRONG about this, but atleast he got some sense knocked into him before the poor girl got blasted into smithereens- Malleus was actually gonna magic blast her into oblivion like 💀💀

(side note: leona looks SO handsome when he's actually laughing with a big smile, it's so unfortunate that we don't see this sprite often..)

Malleus and Leona getting along in order to gang up on Trey is lowkey CRAZY cause what is Trey gonna do to them 💀 mf was about to be bodied if he hadn't run off to talk with Shock in order avoid them-

(legitimately will never understand why they decided Trey was an enemy for trying to mediate their arguements by agreeing with both of them- dude is trying his best and yall dont stfu with your gay ass arguments like i would be tired of that shit too 😭)

THE BOYS!!11!!1!1!!1 ‼️‼️‼️

i will never get over this..

RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY

HELP WHAT IS GOING ON 😭

(NEW CHAPTER 7 SAVANACLAW CARD SPOILERS)

NO HATE BUT IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO CRACK A ERM ACTUALLY JOKE ABOUT HIS OUTFIT 😭😭

TWST CAME AND DELIVERED FOR CHRISTMAS 😍😍

IMMA BE REAL WHEN I FIRST SAW MALLEUS I THOUGFT HE WAS CREWEL, BUT WHY DOES HE LOOK SO 💀💀 I DONT LIKE THE SWOOP BANGS HE LOOKS LIKE EMO JUSTIN BIEBER 😭

ALSO JAMIL HOODIE COMEBACK!! WE HAVENT SEEN HIM WITH HIS HOOD SINCE DORM SSR 🙌🙌 LITERALLY THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME

AND THE JACK SSR!! FINALLY ANOTHER LIMITED EVENT SSR SINCE PORTFEST BRO DESERVED IT 😭😭 AND HES ACTUALLY EATING DOWN IN THE CARD TOO-

no notes on floyd's outfit, he looks great albeit its so similar to jade's outfit which is kinda annoying-

Edit: Sprites!!

MALLEUS IM SO SORRY BUT YOUR BANGS LOOK SO BAD PLEASE STYLE THEM NORMALLY WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO FLAT 😭😭 BUT JACK ON THE OTHER HAND 😍😍 THE SLEEVELESS BLACK TURTLENECK IS SO AHHHHHHH

skully be crashing out 💀

my guy started tweaking out and DRUGGED jack skellington, turned US into a pumpkin (unclear??!?) and KIDNAPPED grim (also unclear?!??) and poor zero witnessed it all- 😭