Floyd Already Hates Mushrooms Because Of Jade, He Might Start Hating The Color Purple As Well If Jade

I dissapear from tumblr for a few months and when I come back there’s MORE Jadevil enjoyers?

breathes in deeply

FUUUUU BC IM GROWING OUT OF TWST SO HARD WHY COULDNT THIS HAVE HAPPRNED BEFORE T T

So.. about Jamil's dream..

(spoilers for chapter 7 scarabia stuff under the cut!!)

Everyone's been talking about how much it would hurt to be punched by Kalim with his bangles and jewelry on, but can we talk about the SOUND? like im just realizing that their fight during book 7 probably sounded an awful lot like this 💀:

"YOU A**HOLE, I HATE HOW TWO FACED YOU ARE!!"

*jingle jingle* 

"YOU JUST REALIZED IT NOW HUH, YOU INSENSITIVE B*STARD?!!"

*jingle jingle jingle*

"DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT YOU SARCASTIC IDIOT!!"

*the sound of jingling intensifying*

I get between the shouting and all, you wouldn't be able to hear it all that well, but I would be trying so hard not to laugh if I heard the the equivalent of "keys! keys!! *aggressive keychain shaking*" play out while i watched somebody deck their best friend in the face 😭

FUNNIEST THING EVER

and this was only 21 chapters before 5-30..

lowkey was really lazy and forgot to post about this but lilia deserves all the love 🖤

Ngl there were MULTIPLE routes for twst to go down for his sleeping wear, and while i am a little disappointed that he doesn't wear a onesie, i do think this is very funny for him to be wearing a modern gamer fit (IT REMINDS ME OF THE CREEPER HOODIE THOSE 5TH GRADERS USED TO WEAR DO YALL SEE THE VISION)

lilia living up to his title as both a gamer and (long overdue) a vampire (that one meme about him being dracula's bi cousin iarchmybacula 😭)

AHHH the bow headband AND his messy hair are so cute fr (I CANT UNSEE THAT DAMN CREEPER HOODIE)

THE GOODEST BOY 😭😭

HIS CARDIGAN IS SO ADORABLE AND THE MESSY HAIR?? HE'S SO SCRUNKLY IN THIS PHOTO I WANT TO ROUGH HIM UP (affectionately) i'm loving this new set of twst birthday cards bro

Edit: Groovied Version!!

we were totally robbed of jack brushing his fluffy tail though-

op was right on the money with the first one, just a little tuft on the right

Hairstyle predictions for Aces luxe card.......

HOLYYYY SHITTT

I saw this and legit screamed “OH MY GOD.” while being in bed at like 11:30 pm 😭😭

I haven’t found any other leaks than this on tumblr but WE HAVE TO GET A CARD FOR THIS TWST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ON MY HANDS AND KNEES LEONA’S DREAM IN CHAPTER 7 OF BEING KING HAS TO HAVE A CARD ALSO BC RUGGIE’S CHAPTER 7 CARD HAS DUO MAGIC WITH JADE SO WE HAD TO HAVE ONE MORE SAVANNACLAW CARD FOR FLOYD 🙏🙏🙏

When I wake up tomorrow I’m searching translations up asap 🫡

I'm like two days late but fuck it let's go gothic maid Jade

Bonus JeiVil, this is slowly becoming a trend with Vil tweaking cause of Jade in a dress

Happy (very late) maid day lmao

CRYING laughing while watching the translation of the new jp halloween event because they put the big 4 (housewardens) into a room and told them to collaborate with eachother-

it played out exactly how you imagine it would 💀💀

THEY SPENT THREE WHOLE MINUTES ARGUING ABOUT THIS BRO 😭 ABOUT AN EVENT THAT WAS A WHOLE YEAR AGO

NEW CARD DROPS ‼️‼️🔥🔥

im gon cry PLEASE TELL ME im not the only one that thinks it looks like he’s wearing a mha uniform 😭😭 AND IT WOULD BE ON CHARACTER FOR HIM ANYWAYS

DUDE.. THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE PRETTIEST CARDS TWST HAS EVER MADE BC THAT BACKGROUND?? THAT SUNRISE?? BRO ITS ACTUALLY SO EXQUISITE AND DEUCE IS EATING IT UP IN THE CARD TOO THAT LIGHTING IS SO 😍😍

OKAY MUSCLES⁉️‼️💪 dude I swear to god i will shit myself if they do him dirty in his sprite again BC HIS CLUBWEAR SPRITE WAS SO TRAGIC 😭🙏 And he looks BIGGER in this card too, although his delinquent side is coming out a lil he looking like he wanna beat someone up 💀

Edit: Ig this isn’t that bad, but either way, NOTHING will ever look as tragic as deuce’s skinny ahh arms in his clubwear sprite- 😭 The lighting is still hard carrying his muscles in the (sunset savanna) groovy tho-