OHHHH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED WERE BACK WERE SO FUCKING BACK BRO FINALLY I WAITED SO LONG FOR A LIMITED EVENT JADE SSR THAT WAS ONE OF THOSE SMALL GROUP OF CHARACTERS EVENT AND FINALLY??? AND ITS CORAL SEA ANOTHER EVENT IE WANTED FOR SO LONG???? AM I ANGRY IT DOESNT SEEM TO BE UNDERWATER/MERMAID EVENT?? KINDA BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES BRO ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE AJHSEBDDFHBABJAHDSFJBHADFSΒ πππππ
MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNNN MY HUSBAND LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD IN HIS SUIT AND TURTLE NECK AND THE BROOCH?? IDK WHOS DAMN WEDDDING IT IS BUT IM HOPING ITS OURS BCΒ πππΒ AUGHHHHH I CANT DO THIIS ANYMORE HE LOOKS SO GOOD *cries ugly tears* RAGHHHHHHHHHH
PLEASE TWST PLEASE LET US HAVE A MERMAID CARD OR SEOMTHING PLEASE LET US SEE THE TWEELS PARENTS GOD IM BEGGING YOU AND PLEASEEEEE MAKE JADE THE MAIN CHARACTER. PUTTING CHARACTERS LIKE MALLEUS AND RIDDLE IN HERE BRO- HE NEEDS THIS HEΒ NEEEEDSΒ THIS HES WAITED SO DAMN LONG LET HIM HAVE HIS MOMENT AND HIS SPOTLIGHT
IM LEGTI SHAKING BRO HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND IM SO HYPE FOR THIS EVENT AND THE NEW CARD STYLE IS SO ETHEREAL ON HIM I SWEAR THEIR ART ONLY GETS BETTER AND BETTER BRO THE LIGHTING AND THE BACKGROUND ITNERACTION??? THE SHEER CURTAIN???? HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD PLEASEEEE
NO HATE BUT IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO CRACK A ERM ACTUALLY JOKE ABOUT HIS OUTFIT ππ
I feel like with ever update I see on twst chapter 7, I get punched in the stomach consecutively like- π
WHOS THAT DIVA BRO CAUSE CATER LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT CARD I ACTUALLY WANT TO CRY ππ«Ά HE LOOKS SO FINE?? THE CROWN AND THE GAVEL OMGGGG, HE'S HOUSEWARDEN BUT HE'S SERVING CUN- π π β¨β¨β¨ THE HIGH RES IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS OMLLL HE LOOKS SO GOOD
DEUCE LOOKING ALL MAJESTIC IN THAT SUNRISE?? Twst pulling a Vil-Scalding-Sands ahh move like- βif we put them in quietly NOBODY will noticeβ π but being fr he actually looks SO GOOD while looking ready to throw some hands-
I just KNOW that Vil internally cringed when Skully kissed his hand with those crusty lips of his, even with gloves on- π
I'm like two days late but fuck it let's go gothic maid Jade
Bonus JeiVil, this is slowly becoming a trend with Vil tweaking cause of Jade in a dress
Happy (very late) maid day lmao
so here's an obligatory kalim post, bcz he deserves all the love ^^
IM SO SORRY MY PRECIOUS BOY I SWEAR I DONT THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE TRAUMATIZED I JUST DONT TALK ABOUT THINGS I LIKE IN A MENTALLY SANE WAY πππ
laughed particularly hard after seeing these three reblogs that were all within 5 notes of each other in my inbox
(spoilers for chapter 7 scarabia stuff under the cut!!)
Everyone's been talking about how much it would hurt to be punched by Kalim with his bangles and jewelry on, but can we talk about the SOUND? like im just realizing that their fight during book 7 probably sounded an awful lot like this π:
"YOU A**HOLE, I HATE HOW TWO FACED YOU ARE!!"
*jingle jingle*Β
"YOU JUST REALIZED IT NOW HUH, YOU INSENSITIVE B*STARD?!!"
*jingle jingle jingle*
"DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT YOU SARCASTIC IDIOT!!"
*the sound of jingling intensifying*
I get between the shouting and all, you wouldn't be able to hear it all that well, but I would be trying so hard not to laugh if I heard the the equivalent of "keys! keys!! *aggressive keychain shaking*" play out while i watched somebody deck their best friend in the face π
Ngl there were MULTIPLE routes for twst to go down for his sleeping wear, and while i am a little disappointed that he doesn't wear a onesie, i do think this is very funny for him to be wearing a modern gamer fit (IT REMINDS ME OF THE CREEPER HOODIE THOSE 5TH GRADERS USED TO WEAR DO YALL SEE THE VISION)
lilia living up to his title as both a gamer and (long overdue) a vampire (that one meme about him being dracula's bi cousin iarchmybacula π)
AHHH the bow headband AND his messy hair are so cute fr (I CANT UNSEE THAT DAMN CREEPER HOODIE)
EVERY TIME I THINK IVE ESCAPED IT, THE RABBIT HOLE OF KALIM'S REPRESSED TRAUMA DECIDES TO BITE ME IN THE ASS LIKE A SHIT ASS LITTLE SQUIRREL GODDAMI-
WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO HIM MY POOR BABY HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT HES BEEN THROUGH OR WHY HES KIND
dana // she/they // aroace twst, vnc, bllk, etc. // i like replying to others
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