slasherhomo
Horror Fan | Hannibal enjoyer | Homo Sewer Rat.
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It's been a while since I hopped on Tumblr, but I'm back and more fucked up than ever.
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
GOING FERAL THIS ART IS AMAZING!!
Hannibal poster if you even care.
Ok so I am vacationing in Greece at the moment and I went to a meat market and I was like damn these about to go so hard as references for Hannibal art so I stayed up way late (I’m about to suffer tomorrow) drawing this.
LOOK AT THE MEAT. LOOK BECAUSE WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE ANIMALS AND US WHEN YOUR STOMACH IS EMPTY AND YOUR HUMANITY IS GONE.
No, all i want for Christmas is not you, all i want for Christmas is to see the full Kiss Alternative of the cliff scene
Drew some goofy ahh Hannibal fanart this week-
goofy guy idk-
Finally got around to drawing my OC after telling myself I would for weeks-
getting my abortion, lobotomy, and sex change at hannibal lecter’s
Goofy Texas Chainsaw Massacre stuff-
cuddling isn't enough i want to make home in your ribs
Bryan shared it himself. So... if you're interested. PLEASE.
Welp, it’s the end of a long day. Time to cry over the ending of Hannibal!
“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
forget wearing crop tops for aesthetic, or to look sexy... start wearing crop tops to give murderers easy access to the perfect stabby spot! 👍🔪
GUYS HELP, I JUST FINISHED DRAWING A GUY. I HAVEN’T DRAWN ANYTHING THIS GOOD IN A YEAR AHH-
when is it my turn to be prescribed cannibalism and gay sex by my therapist...
does this blog LOOK like something a sane person would make
some people use religion to give their lives purpose, but i use nbc hannibal instead.
RENAME STUILLY TO SILLY RN
Me omw to risk a high chance of getting murdered because I find a slasher hot
hot evil characters who i want to fix but will make me cry if i actually meet them in real life>>>>>>
YESSIR 😳😳😳😊😊😊💖💖💖💖💖
Hannibal's Helper
Gif By @uncopernicomas
Request by Anon <3
Pairing: Hannibal Lecter x GN! reader
Summary: Cooking with Hannibal was fun, joking around and having a good time.
Cw: Fluff, Wholesome Hannibal, slight smut <;3
Hannibal Lecter and you was in the kitchen cooking up some food for the guest that were sitting down in the dining room, as you looked at him a sparkle in his eye twinkled "thank you for helping me sweetheart, I truly appreciate all the help I can get" planting a kiss on his cheek a smile fell on his lips. Melting under your touch a look of peacefulness slipped onto his face "shall we check the food darling, how's the vegetables getting on?" As you looked at the veggies they were ready, turning off the hob and pouring the water out of the pan into the sink you put the veggies onto the plates with the meat.
As you carried the food into the dining room four heads turned to you and Hannibal with a smile, inhaling the aromatic meat and garlic buttered veggies "this smells wonderful, two talented chefs in this house" both of you smiled "well thank you, I appreciate you four coming for dinner" as you both sat down and poured glasses of wine in each glass a hand slipped onto your thigh looking at him a twinkle in his eyes appeared "this is delicious Mr lecture" a smirk fell on his lips "this one beside me helped me out with the veg, so thank you darling" a kiss was planted on your cheek and Hannibal had gripped your thigh roughly making you stifle a moan.
Once dinner was finished and everything was packed away you went back into the kitchen and took out a beautiful raspberry sorbet with Short bread and coffee, grabbing 6 bowls and spoons you put one spoon of sorbet in each bowl with shortbread that melted in your mouth "need any help in their honey" sticking your head out the kitchen door "yes please sweetie" getting up to help you with the bowls the guest started to pour more wine into their glasses.
When the desserts came out they all looked at the food that was presented to them "Raspberry sorbet with short bread and some coolie mango sauce" as they dug into the dessert the fruity taste hit their mouth "my god, this is wonderful, fruity and beautiful" all agreeing by nodding and saying "yes" a smile fell on Hannibal's face "thank you so much, this one made it from scratch just simply beautiful and tasty" circling his thumb around your thigh up towards your pussy you grabbed his wrist and shook your head mouthing "no".
Later that night everyone had gone home just leaving you two both alone once again "finally that's all over and done with" as Hannibal patted his lap for you to sit on it, you felt something hard under you making you throb "I can feel you getting wet sweetheart".
" I could fix him" so could i but i want him broken and angry, the sex is gonna be WILD
I GOT CUT UP BY MICHAEL MYERS ON THE TOILET LMAO-
Electrified by Jason while camping alone
I just want to clarify that the electrocution that took place on that fateful night was actually the sparks that flew with love at first sight. (cringe slasher fucker take... i'll see myself out)
Now how about the rest of you?
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And anyone else 🙂
