Latest Posts by slasherhomo - Page 2

😳 I’ll do this… not now, but later.

((It’s like 10pm- so no- ))

Here's the link for all my horny fuckers

Omg Myers 😳😳🤭🤭😍 but yeah- he a little special fr fr-

this man just existing- like- 😳

this man just existing- like- 😳

Holy hell- This writing makes me want to stop suggesting anonymously- OH WHOOPS NOW I HAVE TO HEHEHEHEHE but seriously, this is amazing- ❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂😳😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭🎊🎊🥳

Gif By @batesmotel 💗

Fic idea by anon <3

Pairing! Norman Bates x M! Reader

Summary: Confessing your feelings to Norman!

Words - 351! CW: Fluff , Angst , mentions of smut , mdni!🔞

At the beginning of July you started to work in the Bate's hotel to be able to pay for rent as you were still living with your parents at 20 years old, you didn't mind as you were family orientated anyways and loved being around them but you wanted your own independence and freedom to live how you wanted to live and do what made you happy. So why not work full time and save up some money for yourself.

As months went by you started to see new people come and go, as you were sorting out the bed linen and plumping up the pillows Norman bate's walked in "Hey man, just wanted to know how you're getting on with things, I'm just in the other room if you need anything" looking in his eyes they sparkled making heat creep up your neck "Thank you Norman" as he walked away into another room a sigh left your lips "why must he be so attractive, there's no point in telling him how I feel about him, he wouldn't feel the same".

A few days later you decided to distant yourself from Norman which wasn't intentional, it's just you couldn't deal with how you felt about him he was your friend and he only saw you at that, there wasn't any signs he liked you in that way but you were really cleaver at hiding how you felt about him.

Ignoring eye contact with him was hard, he would walk up to you as you were sat down on the bed put his legs between yours and lift your chin up with 2 fingers "why are you ignoring me, don't you like me" a sigh left your lips "can we talk" as Norman sat down next to you the air grew thick with anxiety and awkwardness "I've got to say something, the reason why I don't look at you or try to ignore is that I like you, you mean a lot to me and I can't take this anymo-" Norman's hands fell on your face and lips were connected to yours.

"I like you too".

Thank you for reading, any feedback and reblogs would be appreciated!💗

How i sleep knowing that my favorite slashers wouldn't kill me because ❤I'm built different❤

No, we are not the same. You are gonna go to see Halloween ends because you want to get scared. Im gonna go because I want to get horny.

Gonna see across spider verse for the plot today

Tumblr is for people who love art and sex. It’s beautiful over here.

Micheal Myers has nice tits and that's a FACT

Ironic that Norman Bates was the one who started all this slasher thing and is the most dead in terms of content

The pandemic of everyone on here being horny for murder (wo)men is hilarious and devastating in a way that can only happen on Tumblr

michael being grumpy but secretly touch starved is my fave headcanon. like you annoy the shit out of him but as soon as you wrap your arms around him he melts without meaning to <333

Slasher’s S/O: *Waking up to screaming victims and murder*

Slasher: *watching as their S/O coming outside in their robe and drinking coffee*

S/O: mmmm nothing like the smell of blood in the morning

@ literally everyone of you that simps for the big slashy men...

Yall slasher loving bitches out here ....

I WILL DIE ON THIS FUCKING HILL

He deserved real help and no one gave it to him. Fuck dr loomis bro

I feel so called out (｡ŏ_ŏ) welp at least I am a bit aware¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Original @sa1ntseb

bless them slasher fucker writers cause yall are so talented and also helped me to realize I belong to an asylum

Me: I want you to meet my boyfriend :3

Mom: You’ve said he’s such a sweetheart I can’t wait!

*in walks some horror character*

Entire family:

Me:

Y/n: *is holding a stray puppy* Look who I found wandering around all alone~

Michael: *licks lips*

Y/n: Michael no-

The dog:

He's a 10 but he kills people in the source material

Watching Michael myers gets his ass beat by Corey is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Bro was beefing with a senior citizen… like Michael was just chilling in them stank ass sewers and Corey just comes out of nowhere and drags the old man..I was so embarrassed for Michael here..they was really tussling, Scrap boxing over a mask that is over 40 years old and probably smells like shit😭 #corey abuses the elderly real

Y/N : You know, if you ever want to take off your mask around me, you can

Michael : *stares at you before starting to write on a piece of paper*

Y/N : *watching him very intently*

Michael : 'why, you have a mask kink so it doesn't matter?'

Y/N : MICHAEL-

Slashers' trauma (:

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RZ Michael Myers🦁🖤- 

Michael has emotional trauma I think. His mom's boyfriend keep making fun of him until he snapped same with his sister.

Jason Voorhees🐻‍❄️💙-

Jason has trauma from his bullies.

Thomas Hewitt🐃🧡-

Tommy has emotional trauma from Charlie/Hoyt. Hoyt probably made fun of Tommy's face.

Vincent Sinclair🦉🤍-

Emotional trauma. His parents made him wear mask his whole childhood which made him feel bad about himself.

Lester Sinclair🦝💚-

Lester was neglected by his parents so he has emotional trauma as well. He probably never experienced parental love.

Brahms Heelshire🦐💛-

He has the same trauma as Lester and Vinny. His parents put him away.

Billy Lenz🐭💕-

Billy has all emotional and physical trauma. He was neglected and probably beat by his mother.

Martin Mathias🦇💞-

I don't really think Martin has any trauma.

Jason Vorhees has the biggest slasher tits and that’s a fact. His bazongas are fucking sizes of large water melons and you can’t argue that.

Me when, *sniff* m-me when serial killers.

I have issues

who am i if not a slasher whore (and slut)