Slasherhomo - "Whenever Feasible, One Should Always Try To Eat The Rude."

How i sleep knowing that my favorite slashers wouldn't kill me because ❤I'm built different❤

goofy guy idk-

Finally got around to drawing my OC after telling myself I would for weeks-

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Y/n: *is holding a stray puppy* Look who I found wandering around all alone~

Michael: *licks lips*

Y/n: Michael no-

The dog:

Gonna see across spider verse for the plot today

He's a 10 but he kills people in the source material

does this blog LOOK like something a sane person would make

Jason Vorhees has the biggest slasher tits and that’s a fact. His bazongas are fucking sizes of large water melons and you can’t argue that.

Holy hell- This writing makes me want to stop suggesting anonymously- OH WHOOPS NOW I HAVE TO HEHEHEHEHE but seriously, this is amazing- ❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂😳😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭🎊🎊🥳

Gif By @batesmotel 💗

Fic idea by anon <3

Pairing! Norman Bates x M! Reader

Summary: Confessing your feelings to Norman!

Words - 351! CW: Fluff , Angst , mentions of smut , mdni!🔞

At the beginning of July you started to work in the Bate's hotel to be able to pay for rent as you were still living with your parents at 20 years old, you didn't mind as you were family orientated anyways and loved being around them but you wanted your own independence and freedom to live how you wanted to live and do what made you happy. So why not work full time and save up some money for yourself.

As months went by you started to see new people come and go, as you were sorting out the bed linen and plumping up the pillows Norman bate's walked in "Hey man, just wanted to know how you're getting on with things, I'm just in the other room if you need anything" looking in his eyes they sparkled making heat creep up your neck "Thank you Norman" as he walked away into another room a sigh left your lips "why must he be so attractive, there's no point in telling him how I feel about him, he wouldn't feel the same".

A few days later you decided to distant yourself from Norman which wasn't intentional, it's just you couldn't deal with how you felt about him he was your friend and he only saw you at that, there wasn't any signs he liked you in that way but you were really cleaver at hiding how you felt about him.

Ignoring eye contact with him was hard, he would walk up to you as you were sat down on the bed put his legs between yours and lift your chin up with 2 fingers "why are you ignoring me, don't you like me" a sigh left your lips "can we talk" as Norman sat down next to you the air grew thick with anxiety and awkwardness "I've got to say something, the reason why I don't look at you or try to ignore is that I like you, you mean a lot to me and I can't take this anymo-" Norman's hands fell on your face and lips were connected to yours.

"I like you too".

Thank you for reading, any feedback and reblogs would be appreciated!💗

cannibals, am I right? 💖👀