The Three Best Responses To “fuck You”:

my brother hates the gays.

Let me extrapolate.

He was playing Fortnite the other day, and a player whose username was “IamGay” with a queer flag shirt and a GaY emote shot him.

My brother is mad at the gays because a random queer shot him in Fortnite and then did a gay emote.

I fricking love my brother.

I’d hate that person too.

Hi.Are you a mushroom?

did you not read my blog header?

yes. the answer is yes.

Hello,

I hope my message finds you well 🌸

I am Momen Al Mdhoun, a graphic designer and a father to 2 adorable kids, I need your help to get my voice heard and amplified by sharing my family's campaign?

Your help may save us from genocide and famine 💔

Please reblog my post and donate if you can 🙏🏻

✅Vetted by @gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #291 )✅

Thank you 🌸 🌸

hello peoples

we have an opportunity

REBLOG FOR GAZAAAAA

reblog to save a dude, reblog and the frogs will love you.

-the frog Whisperer

People like my fuckin alien shit

So here. Have a list of all my characters.

Karen: Ship's mechanic. Human (American-Indian). Fun, snarky, mom vibes, dabbles in illegal drug dealing. She/Her, heterosexual. Has a brown bob with a side undercut, blue eyes, and dark tanned skin, lots of tattoos (including Rainbow Dash). She's like 36.

Steve: Comms Expert. Human (Korean-Japanese). Chill, easygoing, likes video games and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, can and will beat your ass at fortnite. He/Him, gay. Has short black hair, dark brown eyes, pale skin, and a few piercings. He's in his early twenties.

Moss: Translator. Human (Hispanic). Chaotic, sarcastic, an absolute gremlin, has a pet ratbird (keeps trying to domesticate the entire ratbird infestation that lives in the pipes). They/It, pansexual polyamorous. Has curly, bright green/pink hair, blue eyes, and slightly tanned skin. They're twenty-nine.

Zzgnaru. Ship's Captain. Alien (Nobletsk). Tired parent vibes, serious, literal, bad at nuance, loves plushies. Xey/xem, aroace. Brown/black scales, 6 yellow eyes, white horns, spiky tail, pink claws. Xey're 52.

Amethyst: Navigator. Alien (Penaconian). Sweet, happy, literally a ball of sunshine, everyone's sweetheart cutie who also has anxiety. Obsessed with anime (Moss showed him JJK and AoT, and now he's into KnY, MHA, and, like, Helluva Boss.) He/they, demiromantic bisexual. Short blonde hair with purple highlights, hazel eyes, pale skin. He's 32.

Banana: First Mate. Alien (Zzbrk). Comedic, silly, madly in love with Moss (BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET), completely unserious like Captain Jack Sparrow unserious. She/fae, poly, omnisexual. Yellow/brown scales, vitiligo skin, golden eyes, shaved head, white spikes. She's 43.

Douri: Weapons Operater #1. Alien (Aaki). Depressed as shit, loose cannon-type shit, can and will eat your tacos. It/Its, asexual panromantic. Basically just a humanoid blob of orange slime. No one knows its age.

Josh: 2nd Mate. Human (American). Kind of a psycho, hilarious, autistic, likes sharks. And things that look like sharks. Steve’s boyfriend. He/Him, bisexual. Black dreadlocks, umber skin, dark eyes. He's also in his twenties.

Rhïianae: Weapons operator #2. Alien (Jawa). Collects random shit and makes guns out of them. Has severe adhd. Can never finish a project (took apart a secondary engine about a year ago and it's still disassembled). ??? skin, orange eyes, ??? Hair. Fae/Faun/It, demisexual polyamorous. Faun's in its mid-thirties.

Calixtian: Ship's Doctor. Alien (Penaconian). Likes doing experiments on beings of lesser sentience (or heck, same level-sentience, he doesn't care), mad scientist-esque, no one likes him. Blue-green hair, orange eyes, vitiligo skin. He/Him, aromantic. He's 46.

Nøræxx: Interplanetary criminal. Alien (Asgardian). Wanted for weapons smuggling and illegal mercenary work. Is the cavalry reserved for when Douri and Rhïinae are out, is the bodyguard. Dark hair, green eyes, tanned skin. She/He/They, cupioromantic asexual. 500+ years old.

Bastier. Comms student. Human (British). Clueless, cute, easily confused, has OCD, likes cats. Speaks 8 interplanetary languages (not including Earth languages, which he speaks at least twenty of). Blonde hair, pale skin, blue eyes. He/Him, heterosexual (bicurious). 19 years old.

The Ship. "Steroid Annihilator". Modified Class 8 Torigrian K-Wing Destroyer. Got its name when Zzgnaru, Karen, Douri, and Steve successfully piloted it through the Inter-Galaxian Asteroid Fields. Zzgnaru wanted to name it Ssjuokimbl (Conqueror of Rocks), but Steve suggested Asteroid Annihilator instead, and when they got it painted on the side, the artist doing the paint job spelled it wrong. Karen couldn't stop laughing for days.

Note: Steve is a Chill Gay™️, and Josh is a Chaotic Gay™️.

frogs and mushrooms does that equal neurodivergence. I know I’m neurodivergent. I want both or is that too much power or neurodivergence

These things are not mine to divulge.

I apologize.

You must make the Neurospicy Frogshroom Pilgrimage.

Only then shall you gain true power.

preach, puki

fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit

That's one guy, you fucking shit

I keep forgetting that I am not, in fact, a harpy-sphinx-thing, and the preening/nesting habits are confusing to people.

Yeah! I dye my hair crazy colors, bite people, and have eight bajillimillion plushies that I cobble together a fort out of and sleep in!

I’m calling my weird theriotype the Sphynxie. Will be posting an art of it eventually.

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

Frog Politics Update!

It’s a bit happier today, so don’t worry!

Chicken Nugget and Croissant have been married! Minerva McGonagall officiated their wedding, and they will be adopting a tadpole soon!

on the subject of the War, Egg Ramen and I have been very busy with negotiations. King Se’quinn has agreed to many terms, but we’re not quite done. One such agreement has been that we will be sending Geoffrey to a corrective program with the Lizards. I, for one, am very happy about this. Geoffrey needs it.

Since I’m on hiatus, I will be posting less, but know that things are going well and the frogs are flourishing!

shroomie out!

GUYS.

Felix at the Met Gala. HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL- HE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN FULL WHITE!!!

And also… Hyunjin was the only one in all red. Hyunlix but angel-demon? Yes? No? Yes?

MHA What If Request post!

Heyo! If y’all want me to write a MHA drabble based off of your ideas, comment them here! The parameters are in my AO3 fanfic What If: MHA Edition! By @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer, of course.