Hi I'm Like 2 Days Late Which Is Upsetting But I Guess It's A Mental Challenge To Ask If You Remember

Happy 22nd of September yall, do you remember?

ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like…

Do you remember? 

French horns can be woodwinds if they want to

Tfw you get self conscious bcuz you have to share a stand and your partner can see your music and what you have (havent) written on it

Me: Hey! You guys did great! What instruments do you guys play?

The Other Band: All three of us play clarinet.

Me: Ah. My brother plays clarinet. I hate him.

The Other Band: DO yoU pLAy tRUmPeT?

Me: ...

As a trumpet player I feel obligated to make this post because I haven’t seen anyone make one for trumpet yet so...

Apple

A very nice start! He is very shiny. He seems to be missing the first slide saddle and also some spit valves. His bell is rather large a trumpet his size, but overall, a very beautiful boy! 8/10

Google

Where are his slides? A trumpet is not just buttons, mind you. His tubing has disappeared. 2/10

Microsoft

His valves do not go anywhere??? There are still no slides, as well. The black outline gives it a bulkier look and it does not suit him well. -2/10

Samsung

Ok slightly back on track here. His tubing is better than the last two, yet still no slides. His bell is oversized again, but this seems to be becoming a trend. 4/10

WhatsApp

And we’ve fallen behind again. At least his bell is normal size. The tubing and slides have fallen victim to the emoji norms. 0/10

Twitter

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA    -328050982/10

Facebook

Wow, he has a ring! It is an oversized ring to match his oversized bell, but a ring nonetheless. His tubing is gone, but his mouthpiece looks relatively normal. 3/10

JoyPixels

He looks like a trumpet! His bell is flat, but he has slides!!!! And tubing!!! 8/10

emojidex

That’s a trumpet! His bell is a bit round, but his tubing and slides are on point! He even has spit valves! 9/10

Messenger

Just when we were getting on track. His bell is obviously dented in some way if you can see the other side of it. He has no tubing, either, but his mouthpiece looks okay. 1/10

LG

I’ve never seen this instrument before, what’s it called? -3589053425092346587/10

HTC

I have been told that standing a trumpet on it’s bell damages it. His tubing is nonexistent, and his mouthpiece looks like a mushroom. 0/10

Mozilla

His tubing is thicc. Where is his mouthpiece? And slides? 2/10

SoftBank

That is a good looking boi! He has no slides, but he looks better than the last few and, frankly, I was excited to see a good-ish one. 4/10

Docomo

Uh, it’s trumpet line art, but okay then. He has no slides tho. 3/10

Well this has taken some time and my files are now cluttered with gross trumpet emojis. Have a nice day, frens!

Please I need it

Attention!

Everyone that reblogs this is gonna get inspiration to practice in their asks!!!

So yesterday at our game, I literally face planted on the stands and my knees hurt real bad :) The BD yelled that we had 30 secs to get to our seats, so I started skipping steps and I fell and hit my chin, so that's fun!

But really, share your Fall™ stories I am curious about the clumsiness of band kids

Some of my favorite quotes from this masterpiece.

"Cool Timpani with small fan"

"Keep both feet together"

"Insert peanuts"

"Breathe now"

"Tune the Uke"

"Light explosives now.....and......now."

"Release the penguins"

"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"

"Slap thigh"

"Cornet use ice"

"Add bicycle"

"Remove cattle from stage"

"Bow real fast"

"Slippage may occur"

"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"

"All harpists stand up and wait."

"Balance your chair on two legs"

"Moonwalk"

"Continue "swimming" motion"

"Rests are imaginary."

Wow this blew up. Yes if you can play picc you are automatically a triple witch.

@gilberthonda I'm the only trumpet in my band that cant double tongue lmao I've tried so many times

@the-glitter-acetylcholine well that's something I guess????

guys how do woodwind instruments work

like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???

also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.

props woodwinds you're all crazy ily