Some Of My Favorite Quotes From This Masterpiece.

Hey yall the bari sax next to the tenor sax next to me makes music pls listen

@ our rival school (yes, we could hear you we didnt need that, thanks)

today’s question of the day, “Why on earth would you boo a marching band”, brought to you by college football

also “Why on earth would you threaten members of a marching band”

No but I put duct tape on mine :)

For those of y’all who have instruments with hard cases, do you put stickers on them?

posting things to the wrong blog,,,, end me

You probably wont even get to me, but I'm willing to try because I am c u r i o u s

Hey! You just caught a pokemon! What could it be??

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random pokemon based off their blog and url! I’ll also provide a detailed analysis of why you and the pokemon go together.

Tfw you get self conscious bcuz you have to share a stand and your partner can see your music and what you have (havent) written on it

As a trumpet player I feel obligated to make this post because I haven’t seen anyone make one for trumpet yet so...

Apple

A very nice start! He is very shiny. He seems to be missing the first slide saddle and also some spit valves. His bell is rather large a trumpet his size, but overall, a very beautiful boy! 8/10

Google

Where are his slides? A trumpet is not just buttons, mind you. His tubing has disappeared. 2/10

Microsoft

His valves do not go anywhere??? There are still no slides, as well. The black outline gives it a bulkier look and it does not suit him well. -2/10

Samsung

Ok slightly back on track here. His tubing is better than the last two, yet still no slides. His bell is oversized again, but this seems to be becoming a trend. 4/10

WhatsApp

And we’ve fallen behind again. At least his bell is normal size. The tubing and slides have fallen victim to the emoji norms. 0/10

Twitter

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA    -328050982/10

Facebook

Wow, he has a ring! It is an oversized ring to match his oversized bell, but a ring nonetheless. His tubing is gone, but his mouthpiece looks relatively normal. 3/10

JoyPixels

He looks like a trumpet! His bell is flat, but he has slides!!!! And tubing!!! 8/10

emojidex

That’s a trumpet! His bell is a bit round, but his tubing and slides are on point! He even has spit valves! 9/10

Messenger

Just when we were getting on track. His bell is obviously dented in some way if you can see the other side of it. He has no tubing, either, but his mouthpiece looks okay. 1/10

LG

I’ve never seen this instrument before, what’s it called? -3589053425092346587/10

HTC

I have been told that standing a trumpet on it’s bell damages it. His tubing is nonexistent, and his mouthpiece looks like a mushroom. 0/10

Mozilla

His tubing is thicc. Where is his mouthpiece? And slides? 2/10

SoftBank

That is a good looking boi! He has no slides, but he looks better than the last few and, frankly, I was excited to see a good-ish one. 4/10

Docomo

Uh, it’s trumpet line art, but okay then. He has no slides tho. 3/10

Well this has taken some time and my files are now cluttered with gross trumpet emojis. Have a nice day, frens!

MARCHING QUOTES 4!

The return of the quotes

"I can't believe Martha Stewart not only sewed the first American flag but also wrote America's theme song"

"Do you think if I took a nap they'd notice"

"I think you're wearing sunglasses so that nobody can see your eyes welling up with tears"

"Jesus lady really came up to the mellos like 'are you the brass?'"

"MOM I MET THE QUEEEEENNN"

"my identity is not bound to mortal terms and words."

"If you don't get off on it, the audience doesn't get off on it :D"

"The thickness comes from you opening the width of your throat."

"What are hemorrhoids"

"Please keep your coordinates out of your mouth"

"He is the epitome of white boy"

"It's too thick to fit in my mouth"

"God I'm so fucking pasty"

"I'm bisexual you can't expect me to choose anything"

"I will vomit on your shoes do not test me"

"Oh my god you killed her!"

"I don't drink water only piss"

"There is a dead body on the field what do we do?"

"Who wants to help excavate the site on the practice field where the ground is hollow we think there's a coffin"

Hey brass players this is your reminder that you probably havent given your instrument a bath in awhile and you should go do that :)))