So Yesterday At Our Game, I Literally Face Planted On The Stands And My Knees Hurt Real Bad :) The BD

best of luck I never trust those things. then again I did get my second trumpet off amazon.

I’m about to buy a cheap trumpet off of ebay wish me luck

Symphonic Band Quotes #1

"Its because Leroy invented Christmas."

"No keep passing it, I'm sure all of the saxophones could use mutes."

"Please dont get that lost in your tuba that would be a bad way to start the season."

"BooBiES!!!!1!11!"

"I am music :)"

"I have to play pEePeE!!!"

"All bassoons are required to wear cool socks."

“He’s still my boyfriend he just doesn’t know that yet....”

“YeAH that’s right its gAY”

"I'm just saying that if a clarinet and a trumpet had a child..."

"nO like if they had an affair but then they broke up"

"WHY HAS NO ONE SEEN MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE? SHUT U P"

"No, you cannot challenge her, you play different instruments."

"we play jesus party"

"Your paper looks like Danger Days threw up on it what did you dO?"

"Wht tf is there a tub of cheese balls in the band room?"

"Our band is concerning."

"My arm is too fat"

"I'm surrounded by JeWs"

"No, Pauline is short for Susan."

"Ok which symbol- OH the gay one :)"

I made another one of these

tag yourself I'm chaotic neutral

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French horns can be woodwinds if they want to

ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like...

Do you remember? 

We had a pep assembly today for basketball and they called down band, but bands not playing, so theres just a bunch of band kids in commons rn we are Bored.

Marching Quotes #1

"Do you think if I just stood in the road a car would hit me?"

"Why is there a frog on your head"

"We look like a cult."

"We are a cult."

"Could you please take the frog off of your head its distracting everyone."

"Its suns out guns out bois."

"Ooh you looking extra thicc today"

"JOIN THE ARMY"

"I was twirling and your locker was in my way!"

"Wow that sounds like jazz band!"

"Your trumpet is a dad."

"I hate my section almost as much as I hate myself."

"That's not funky fresh. It's the opposite of funky fresh... not funky fresh."

"Let's switch trumpets"

"IS THAT A PHONE?"

"I definitely played all of those notes correctly."

🎉 and 🎆?

🎉 - Best band victory?

My band doesnt do competition (yet our new directors might set that up), but we had a game with out football team that is not the greatest and wOW it was something when they won. We went absolutely insane and it felt real good 😌

🎆 - Any band memories you want to carry with you forever?

My first year of band camp! Was WILD. Pool night, skit night, section competitions, etc. That hopefully never leaves me

MARCHING QUOTES 4!

The return of the quotes

"I can't believe Martha Stewart not only sewed the first American flag but also wrote America's theme song"

"Do you think if I took a nap they'd notice"

"I think you're wearing sunglasses so that nobody can see your eyes welling up with tears"

"Jesus lady really came up to the mellos like 'are you the brass?'"

"MOM I MET THE QUEEEEENNN"

"my identity is not bound to mortal terms and words."

"If you don't get off on it, the audience doesn't get off on it :D"

"The thickness comes from you opening the width of your throat."

"What are hemorrhoids"

"Please keep your coordinates out of your mouth"

"He is the epitome of white boy"

"It's too thick to fit in my mouth"

"God I'm so fucking pasty"

"I'm bisexual you can't expect me to choose anything"

"I will vomit on your shoes do not test me"

"Oh my god you killed her!"

"I don't drink water only piss"

"There is a dead body on the field what do we do?"

"Who wants to help excavate the site on the practice field where the ground is hollow we think there's a coffin"