*it's Jubilee's Birthday* Logan : Well Jubes I'll Gift Ya Some Of My Assets Jubilee : Ew No , I Already

logan secretly had the ability to control the movement of his hair, i.e. the can make all his hair stand up to make himself more threatening/bigger, but if you're not threatened by him he looks like a big, fluffy, black puff ball

Logan has 2 or more 'queer' awakenings

how/why?

After spending childhood (till age 19/20) in Canadian wilderness he has a reintroduction to society from the lowest darkest sections in the early 1800 s . He hadn't met any human/mutant for a long while; he didn't have an idea what to expect, how attraction works for people etc. He's learning and exploring the gender roles, courting, gender expectations & typical behaviors. He sort of realized he liked men ( the "manly-bearded-strong" men *wink* *wink* ) and pretty dresses (not very comfy though) soon enough. Being a man or woman does not strongly resonate with him but he want freedom and does not want to be oppressed,so after some observation he chooses to be a "manly man".

Started talking, walking like a guy, starts to learn to flirt ( eg: wolf whistling because manner less guy behavior ) in order to fit in; maybe to climb the social ladder ( mysterious personal reasons) Yada yada plot happens realizes he *LIKES* women too. Has a mini/sizable personal crisis because hetero-normative society and he had kinda imbibed some of those values. Obviously didn't tell anyone, being openly queer wasn't great for him in any way( already notorious in the murder business). He was basically in the closet , but did have a few relationships at the time, kept it lowkey.

In all, gradually knew he liked guys in the beginning; had an "anime-hit-in-the-head-hard-view-changing" moment when he knew knew women are HOT

after mind wipes from weapon x etc. Logan kinda sorta has a feeling he knows exactly what way he swings but doesn't fully know how, so not really sure about it. Assumes he likes women from the get-go ( not wrong there). Does have a silly/cute/embarrassing experience properly realizing his sexuality, around the time he was with the X-men. I need to brain storm (2.) comment your ideas too :-)

how and why does logan have a secret-not-so-secret thing for cheek kisses . i refuse to believe its a right only ororo has, but a right only she has used it (maybe abused MUHAHAHA)

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if he does stories i bet he does bedtime lullabies. not the little cutesy ones, like 'twinkle twinkle little star', but like bad ass ones he sorta heard growing up or something he made up

he doesn't know any lullabies as such, so as lullabies he sings old old songs which brought him comfort to the little kids, basically deep meaningful songs.

maybe one of the songs revolve around a child traveling the cold icy terrain of canada, walking through the woods all alone, always learning something about himself through the surrounding nature and wildlife?

all the kids love it and now pester him to sing a lullaby especially the tiny tots. :-)

maybe he secretly tucks them in at night ;-)

the image of Logan having semi-regular storytimes about his missions/adventures with little life lessons in them is all thats running thro my mind now

tiny people problem

logan is around 5 feet tall, yes?

assuming the shelves at the supermarket is over 6 feet tall, our little tough man can't reach the top shelves for his maple syrup.

he has obviously tried to use a plastic stool but it broke cause of his weight

so, what does he do?

if ororo is free he gets her to tag along, if not her.... maybe scott ...because he's reasonable and not gonna tease the shit out of logan like other's will cause they are waiting for the moment of weakness to appear, to strike, for all the teases and snark logan has blessed them over the years.

if those 2 are not present for whatever UN-meeting-or-peace-coordinating-mission reasons, ....and if he's feeling petty ..... for a certain blond telepath calling him mean mean untrue things ..... and maybe mind controlling him a few times....

next time logan is seen leaving a grocery store, he has all the top shelf items, looking fashionable in one of emma's corsets and earrings, in tight pair of pants, strutting along with the cart in her 12 inch stripper heels.... ;-)

( heee hee heee! )

if you have silly headcanons, reblog and comment!!

:-) :-)

in the name of the lord i ask thee, which devil from the depths of hell put thou through such tests of thy will, my effulgent angel

logan shaves of aaaaalllllllll his body hair, cuz he made for below zero temperatures, not for hot new york summers

please he's being practical

in a previous au of mine i had a little pondering over if other x men were teens instead of what happened to the og 5 in the comics.

pondering further, i imagine that all if not most of the ages of the x men are flipped. to elaborate, in this au old man cable who could be approx. 60 years maybe, would be a toddler / maybe 5 . taking the og 5 themselves, if in the comics they're currently in their late twenties, in this au they would be in their late 30's or early 40's

by this logic charles wouldn't have formed the x men and the brotherhood doesn't exist.

so in this au, the og 5 form the x men.

they meet as teens because of a string of math or academic contests along the school year. because the competitions happen all over the country , plenty of different school teams end up travelling together . they meet enough times to form a group and jokingly call themselves the x men 'cuz they all always solving for X (get it, they always meet for math olympiads and such )

scott - great at trigonometry, bobby at algebra, warren - co ordinate geometry, beast is the ever all-rounder and jean is a biology beast

time goes on , the x gene activates, they help each other with their powers and grow closer together as friends

since professor x isn't there to help scott and give him his ruby quartz glasses, in this au scott doesn't get anything like a visor until maybe his thirties. this happens as the gang do end up finding a solution for scott's uncontrolled optic blasts they don't have the finances for it, so when they're established in their careers with good money they make his glasses. Warren could give his money because his parents were always strict with whom he could spend it on.

the only way scott could control it was by....shutting his eyes. he's essentially blind

for adult life they do stay connected sometimes sharing apartments

jean becomes a biologist specializing , in human gene mutations, bobby becomes a CA, warren manages his family business, hank does a whole host of PhDs and is in the research field, he might later on join mutant related politics.

i headcanon scott to start a youtube channel for funsies where he sometimes post videos of him singing, after a while he keeps getting better at song writing and singing, and views keep pouring in. He starts earning money from it. he saves up for joining a pilot program. yada yada plot happens, he joins the military pilot program by scholarship even though he's blind cause he has excellent spatial awareness. he graduates but continues to sing to earn money as a side hustle during breaks. he gets famous as a singer too. his stage name is *drumrolls please* MR. BEAM *wink* *wink* *wink* *wink*

yada yada plot occurs, they open a school for mutants, and do x men missions.

oh, btw, scott is in a relationship with madeline pryor , they get married and have nathan in their mid thirties. he met her during his flight program in the same institute but she was in a different flight program. in this au, madeline and jean become friends, they were never clones, but they look very alike , its a running joke that their twins/clones in another universe.

to differentiate between them, in my au, jean & madeline both have telekinesis and telepathy, but jean has weak telekinesis and madeline has weak telepathy. together the call themselves the 'Phoenix'.

[ madeline is a crazy lady and scott loves it. he even wrote a song about her 'crazy maddie' :-) ]

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i don't consider myself a writer or an artist. if any of you could be so kind as to add your inputs and give creative pieces for this muse, i would be grateful and overjoy.