If He Does Stories I Bet He Does Bedtime Lullabies. Not The Little Cutesy Ones, Like 'twinkle Twinkle

logan is a disney princess talking to animals in harmony with nature there's enough proof already

i bet logan tears open the chips or candy packets with his teeth for anybody when they don't got scissors

Four eggies and now I’m broke is the realest thing ever

logan has just as many library cards as he has fake passports

whenever he disappears, people always assume he goes of to some forest to unwind for a day, but sometimes he slinks of to the local library and nobody knows

this is his other casual hiding spot

ororo, is logan your designated hair stylist?

he always does her mohawk, so is it a stretch to assume he does her hair on other occasions

maybe they're lounging around, her hair is loose, maybe logan wants to run his fingers through it and see if it feels like clouds, and maybe she wants something elaborate. not like she has anywhere to go and logan just feels like doing something with his hands.

the next couple hours are now spent with ororo sitting between logan's legs reading her book, and logan is braiding the smallest braids across her head in detailed patterns with absolute focus

both are happy :-)

how logan met itsu

in my au, itsu was a japanese spy/info soldier (fully trained in comic book fighting skills), in WW2, while logan was also a spy/soldier form canada.

logan had unconventional way of spying-he cross dressed as a pretty woman; he is 4'9 and sort of slim with slightly more androgenous features before the weapon x programme. itsu also cross dresses as a man, but the japanese army is aware of it.

they meet while spying on their enemies(the're on opposite sides), have continued interactions for 5-10ish years during which they have enemies-to-sometimes-briefly-reluctant-allies-to-slowburn-lovers arc, after which they get married at the end of WW2.

none of their sides know what happened b/w them

*(i know history is not correct here :=) )

(let me know your ideas to!)

in the beginning of their relationship, i mean when they joined the x men, how did they bond? i don't know and i shall create a headcanon.

they both are comfortable with nudity, and don't mind sunbathing...

So, they both sunbath naked together cause i think the x men at that time were not okay with nakey nakey. they do it at ororo's green house cause its private; they just enjoy each others company

for pokèmon types i got rock +psychic and for pokèmonize shape i got arachnid

so a scorpion/spider with psychic powers specializing/ inhabiting rocky terrain??

guys help i don't know much about pokèmon, pls tell me if i got it right! :-P :-)

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

body change

hallooo fellow lovers !! i had a thought about logan.

big shoulders little waist expressive eyes and a hell lot of muscles. i get that he needs a lot of muscles to move around his metal bones. So before the bonding, he would not need like 60 to 80 % ish muscles he has now right? Now thinking about the metal coating on his bones, they seemed to put a lot of metal so the coat is pretty thick, 'cuz the coat thick, logan's skeletan got wider, and TALLER by a couple inches.

Makes sense till now?

Close your eyes and imagine this fella, make him a little tinier from 5'3 to maybe 5 or shorter, keep him strong and thick/chunky but slim him done a lot. keep the proportions nearly the same but make his face slimmer (a bit like his son akihiro ) with the jaw just as sharp and defined as before and his shoulders still wider that his lovely hips by a couple inches.

my reason for this particular change to his face and frame: i like to imagine that the scientists made extra changes in his skeleton

his arms (fingers to shoulders) are proportionally larger/ wider/ thicker than they were before 'cuz they had to accommodate the claws. why?? his claws got coated too, a thick metal coat, it doesn't fit properly in his forearm, so they need to shift around the arm bones add a few extra bones in his wrist/palm or something to support the claws when they out. its probably a really snug fit now, maybe that's why the "snikt" sound comes every time because the blades and wrist/palm bones slide together making that sound.

his hip and spine bones would also have few adjustments to keep him balanced and support him

i'm thinking his face would be thinner a bit more femme if we look the right way; after the metal bonding the face got wider, with some features becoming more pronounced. his eyes would look smaller too. ooh! that means logan could naturally have big doe eyes

And that was my lengthy explanation to tell you guys i headcanon this baby girl as a baby girl ( i'll say no more, the rest is up to your imagination)

in conclusion, pre-weapon x logan was likely a cute pretty twink with doe eyes, and could be mistaken for a lady if he wears a decent dress. don't be fooled he doesn't need looks or claws to kill, you a sharp look is enough *wink* *wink*