Ororo, Is Logan Your Designated Hair Stylist?

jubilee and vegetables

hallooo fellow lovers!! i had a silly scene playing in my head

jubilee is 9/12 ish , already kinda attached to logan and rest of the x men but still very bratty and disobedient.

has a moment where most of the x men have tried to coerce her or make her get a bedtime and eat her vegetables because she mostly eats junk food. the're worried she's not getting enough nutrients.

almost everybody has given a shot; logan goes "ah, why the hell not". He tells her a short story when he was a boy her age, something happened yada yada he couldn't eat veggies for years and got hunted/had to survive predators as an adolescent in the good ol' freezing canadian wilderness, hence never had a great sleep schedule. He continues this in complete seriousness and concludes the story by saying that because he didn't eat his veggies and got good sleep he never grew tall, (then in a mournful tone) and that's why he never gets the stuff on the upper shelves. he further says he doesn't want that for jubilee, wants her to become taller and stronger.

at this point jubilee doesn't know logan has any capacity for humor, so she accepts it as the truth. after that she does it instantaneously. rest of the x men are shocked and logan is feeling smug

Besides jubilee has her own motivations now, them being taller and stronger than logan so that one day

she can tease him by keeping everything out of his reach

hold him upside-down by the ankle and shake all his money(for clothes, duh ) out of his pockets (in cartoon-ish fashion) with all his secrets also out of his hair deflating it, letting it succumb to gravity. now with his flat hair logan can't gain extra inches, but she can ( cute evil cartoon laughter in her inner monologue )

i haven't fully thought out what logan's story here would be here, but maybe it could be semi- true , but logan wouldn't know that himself

i'm not sure of jubilee's canon comic age when she met the x men, so this is kinda a headcanon ??

let me know your silly fluffy ideas in the comments :-)

jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants

she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.

AND got him to shave his side burns for a day

(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)

*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!

tumblr you inspire me

somewhere, sometime ago in the depths of tumblr, i distinctly remember reading a post where the headcanon was that all the guys in the sniktfam can sing pretty good while the gals might as well shred your ears with their voice to some extent.

now here's my logan-centric thought:

as a young chap trying to get by he comes across a band of people with musical instruments. he gets along, they don't mind him, he slowly learns the trick to learn all instruments in a jiffy. he plays some really well and sings along, people like his voice.

some rich folk liked it too. they asked him to learn a nice song with the violin. no problem for our scrappy guy, he somehow manages it.

after then he gets house calls or to sing and play violin to house parties. so this turned out to be a well paying side-gig when he's not doing his murder business

new x men tv show

Halloooo !! , fellow lovers. I had a brainworm :-)

once upon a time, in an interview long ago, Stan Lee said, (i repeat in not so accurate words) ".... the secret to writing the x men was not to treat it like an action story but like a soap opera .... "

as far as i can see in my okayish memory, all the x-men intros show their powers in a brief action sequence with there code name showing up before/after said sequence. In my imagination, the intros proceed to show the main/side characters in their element or with their buddies, there by showing their relationships/goofier sides/ bits of personality. Less focus on cool power moves.

Ex: scott with his cereal/soup, professor x (charles xavier) playing chess, talking philosophy with magneto , logan and kurt doing mischief and pranking others with kitty pryde ( in her late teens or as a young adult) , hank and jean doing science shit and list goes on .

all the scenes shift around and about the x-mansion (maybe with a different cooler sounding name) with the character pairs in different rooms, giving the audience the layout with plenty of clues here and there for what could be happening in future episodes.

there will be plenty of kids as main/side characters also. i imagine that as we seen them, their names (real ones not code names) in a font they like with some jazz just beside/behind them

bits and pieces of the intro slightly change with progression in episodes showing the changes in their relationships

( **just personal preference, i don't imagine a jean-logan-scott poly ship or love triangle in this narrative, only scott-jean ship. )

the format of the show will be a hybrid of drama, action, love, friendship, a balance between high stakes and and feels

premises(sort of ?) - older members being teachers (ex: storm) [we actually get to see them teach their subjects], some being in IT support/ security (ex: forge) and youngest (ex: jubilee even magik or quentin quire maybe) being students

A plot- revolves around the various students and teachers: life/origin story, family, inter-personal relations

B plot- anti-mutant, time travel, religious bigot shit, simultaneously advancing the A plot

(as i type this out i do realize that what i just described does take inspo form x men evolution :-p )

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add your headcanons/art for a possible fan animation tv series too. spread the love and do comment *wink wink*

GUUUUUUYYYYYYSSSSS!!!! my consciousness has been elevated my a simple question.

how may toes does kurt have?

just 2 toes, regular human foot silhouette OR 3 toes like a bird's??

i have seen a mix of both on tumblr, does somebody have a clear answer from canon?

oh btw, does somebody have a picture of kurt's nails? again, are they like people nails or more tough like mini claws?

somebody please satiate my curiosity!!

logan has just as many library cards as he has fake passports

whenever he disappears, people always assume he goes of to some forest to unwind for a day, but sometimes he slinks of to the local library and nobody knows

this is his other casual hiding spot

costumes

does anybody else want wolverine (og) to get a radically different costume he designed on his own, maybe even with a different colour scheme.

i'm seriously feeling..... odd looking at this fellow's costumes. it's only minor edits here and there maybe the blue gets replaced with black or brown, or for 'stealth' reasons his costume is in a shade of black/grey.

did he even get a chance to design his costume, like EVER!??!

hell! he is usually the first person to go in battle. why isn't his costume durable, his healing factor would be conserved more if it wasn't constantly healing superficial or unavoidable injuries.

some kid tries to touch his hair cause why not, logan immediately shifts his head away without looking. the kid tries again and again, but logan dodges until he is too uncomfortable with the attempt and hisses and shows the full length of the canines he keeps hidden, with his pupils constricted almost entirely (sort of like a scared animal/ cat). the kid jumps back and logan then slowly and softly says "stop....please...don't do that out of nowhere ....". logan then feels really uncomfortable and walks to some place else.

eventually after a couple of years, when he is more comfortable being around kids in the mansion, he does let them pet his head and play with his hair... only if the politely ask his permission first.

after that, everytime a kid asks to touch his hair he obliges without a thought. he winds up being a practice mannequin for anybody who wants to do braid his hair. he actually likes beads and accessories on his hair if it doesn't pull at his hair.

K back 2 logan:

Him learning to accept hugs. You *cannot* tell me that he isn't touch starved. The man lived in the woods. He was homeless. He was sad.

I feel like he jumps like a cat whenever someone tries to hug him the first few times

hallooo x men lovers!!!

we have seen the original 5 x-men as teens interact to some extent with other adult x men during schism. how about we see the other x men characters like magneto, charles, rogue, logan , ororo, kurt as teens as well and interact with each other. its happened once, frankly there can't be a reason we can't make it up as fans. So,

in a world far far away, some plot events take place with our reader's sway, poverty, loneliness, money, and society, be the foes our protagonists battle daily, through distress they mastered fineness, some want control, some release but they don't confess, they just play chess (*wink* *wink*) Between great egos and dear fellows, identity crises and self acceptance; it only strengthen both their patience, though different worlds with many ideals do cause undue tensions. i can't think of anything else to add to this unprompted mini poem, sooo, add something in the comments to it or spam me with your ideas too. !!!!!!