Sirius: Remus Has A Good Heart

Sirius: you know what they say, shoot for the moon and if you miss atleast you will land one of the stars.

Remus: or suffocate in space, i suppose

But like people who actually take their time to explain you stuff that's actually really easy to understand but you're just dumb are so nice

i am NOT going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things i clearly did!

-sirius black

Peter : do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Sirius : yes

Remus: okay but why did you answer that so quickly

The fact that the Weasley twins were born on April Fools honestly gives me life.

looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her

James: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.

Peter: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sirius: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Remus: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a freaking smoothie.

Lily: And we were talking about how to make a cake-

I am not dating until a boy loves me the way James loved Lily

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