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i am NOT going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things i clearly did!

-sirius black

Remus: I stopped a murder from happening today

Sirius: really?!! how?!

Remus: self control

looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her

James: we are gonna die!!

Remus: God,I hope so.

Remus: Why can’t you just say phrases correctly?!

Sirius: Well aren’t you just a ray of sunscreen

I am not dating until a boy loves me the way James loved Lily

whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

THIS IS THE BEST THING HUMANITY HAS MADE

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

Regulus: why are you on top of the fridge

James: I CAN STAND WHEREVER I WANT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Regulus: where is the spider ?

James: ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ