Remus: I Stopped A Murder From Happening Today

sirius: before you say no-

remus: no

sirius: you didn't even let me finish-

remus: im sticking with no.

if you stan the marauders, you are automatically hot. i don't make the rules

kidnapper negotiating with Remus: we have Sirius. give us 10,000$ and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Sirius: woah woah woah, you think i'm worth 10,000$ only?

kidnapper:

Sirius: I'M WORTH NO LESS THAN A MILLION

Remus: SIRIUS SHUT UP

James: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Remus: Pi.

Remus: Low-scale, but never ending.

James:

James: Are you okay??

bitches be like "are you okay?" no mf I'm a marauders stan

it's really hard to guess, isn't it ? :)

*birthday letter reading time*

Remus:'happy birthday, Moony!

thanks for being such a nuisance...?'

Remus:'Noble Unique Insanely-Sexy Attractive Nice Cute Eloquent'...

Sirius: haha who could've wrote that amazingly written letter....

Remus : Sirius, will you help me? all my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Sirius, wearing a t-shirt that's 3 times bigger than him : weird.

Hubble’s view of the Carina Nebula, from the 2007-2009 era I think?

JWST’s view of the same nebula, July 12, 2022

rage is bigger part of healing than forgiveness will ever be

Sirius: "Andy, sit on the couch. This is a stress-free zone. Stress isn't good for the baby."

Andromeda: "Awww, thanks Sirius. This is so sweet."

Ted: *walks in* "Hey Sirius, do you wanna-"

Sirius: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE STRESS FREE ZONE?!"

Alphard: "Sirius, you're defeating the point of a stress-free zone!"

Sirius: "Oh... sorry..."

Ted: "So you don't want to come with me to the Muggle supermarket and ride the kidde ride?"

Sirius: "What?! No, don't be ridiculous."

Sirius: "Of course I do, let's go." *drags Ted to the door by the sleeve*

Ted: "Sirius, I need shoes!"

Sirius: "You have socks on, you're fine!"