Regulus: I Am Sorry I Hurt Your "feelings"

Peter : do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Sirius : yes

Remus: okay but why did you answer that so quickly

remus: What makes you happy?

sirius:you do.

remus:oh.

sirius:why,what makes you happy?

remus:chocolate

i don't care what anyone says regulus was secretly VERY sassy

Regulus: [at Rodolphus and Bellatrix’s wedding] I’m so happy for them

Sirius: Really?

Regulus: [sipping his coffee] no

James: truth or dare

Remus: truth

James: how many hours of sleep did you get today?

Remus: ...

Remus: dare.

James: go to sleep.

Remus: I hate this game

Sirius: Am i right, Remus?

Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

seeing people my own age get shit done should be inspiring but it’s actually so depressing 

Sirius: Am i right, Remus?

Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

James: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Remus: Pi.

Remus: Low-scale, but never ending.

James:

James: Are you okay??

James: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.

Peter: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Sirius: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Remus: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a freaking smoothie.

Lily: And we were talking about how to make a cake-