stars-avs is such a terrifying match up. there are so many blond men in this series
harls has been hitting headlocks like a mf this playoffs goddamn
Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.
col @ dal, round 1 game 5, 1st intermission.
MOUSE WINK MOUSE WINK I AM IN TEARS
what if you were FINNISH and you liked living in DENVER COLORADO and then they got SICK OF YOU because you wanted to be compensated FAIRLY FOR YOUR LABOUR so they sent you to RALEIGH and you hated it because frankly RALEIGH KINDA SUCKS so they sent you to TEXAS and then everyone got MAD AT YOU for wanting FAIR COMPENSATION FOR YOUR LABOUR and then you had to FACE OFF against your OLD EMPLOYER and also MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS. and then you scored a HAT TRICK in GAME SEVEN. and you were gay