what if you were FINNISH and you liked living in DENVER COLORADO and then they got SICK OF YOU because you wanted to be compensated FAIRLY FOR YOUR LABOUR so they sent you to RALEIGH and you hated it because frankly RALEIGH KINDA SUCKS so they sent you to TEXAS and then everyone got MAD AT YOU for wanting FAIR COMPENSATION FOR YOUR LABOUR and then you had to FACE OFF against your OLD EMPLOYER and also MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS. and then you scored a HAT TRICK in GAME SEVEN. and you were gay
sometimes rpf is literally just the most logical conclusion
incomplete list of reasons why everyone should love jake oettinger:
he seems sweet
great goalie
has a universally accepted fursona that comes with a catchy musical cartoon
hot
rip achilles and patroclus. they would have loved being a bonded pair together on a struggling hockey team
[OTTER] western conference final press day 21.05.2025
“he’s so gangly…again, he looks like a used car repair lot man, so it looks more egregious than it actually is.” - razor talking about mush’s penalty
solid "fuck you" behind the ref's back
wpg@dal 05.17.25 | round 2 game 6