Reagan: Name A More Iconic Duo Then My Abandonment Issues And Anxiety, I'll Wait

I can't be the only one that thinks there's not enough Dovesso fics out there

my therapist: do you have a type?

me: women that are old enough to be my mother

The quality on this ones kinda bad but if you just pretend that it’s not, then it’s not.

Alcina : I will hunt you and i will break you!

Me : Don't threaten me with a good time, my lady.

whenever i play resident evil village i let lady dimitrescu chase me on purpose for a bit just for funsies. sometimes i even let her kill me at least once. she can do whatever she wants idc.

important announcement

amy santiago and rosa diaz are in love. that is all

Corporate wants you to find the difference

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Some family dynamics…

Heisenber on the phone: can you come over?

Alcina: why? what do you want?

Heisenberg: just do it for fucks sake!

*Alcina enters the factory and sees Heisenberg hanging on a hook*

Heisenberg: don’t you dare laughing!

Alcina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA let me guess, you need my help!

Heisenberg: spare me the humilliation and move your ass!

Alcina: maybe I’ll leave you hanging in there unless your tiny brain forgot how to say the magic word.

Heisenberg sighs: please!

Ethan: AHA! perfect timing! I’m gonna destroy you both! I’ll start with this bitch right here *pointing at Alcina*

Heisenberg: what did you just call my sister?!

Ethan: wait… what?!

Heisenberg: apologiaze now!

Ethan: REALLY?!…. dude, you literally call her supersized bitch!

Heisenberg: NOW! or I’ll cut your other hand!

Ethan: I’d like to see you try you stinky rabid dog!

Alcina growing her claws: how dare you calling the little shithead a stinky rabid dog!

Ethan: WHAT?! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

*Moreau and Donna walk in*

Donna: what’s going on? why are you hanging in there?

Alcina: the idiot got stuck!

Heisenberg: and I called godzilla here to help me out but this fucker just showed up and started insulting us calling me a stinky rabid dog and Alci a bitch, so we’re trying to show him some manners!

Ethan: ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!!

Moreau: what?! what’s the matter with you?! leave my horrendous dragon of a sister and my fetching dog of a brother alone!

Ethan: oh great! even the blobfish has an opinion now!

Angie: what did you just called our morronic freak?! I’m gonna cut you in half!

Ethan: keep that mutilated bride of Chucky doll away from me!

Alcina: THAT DOES IT! YOU DISRESPECTUL MOTHER FUCKER!

*punches Ethan and throws him accross the room*

Alcina: You will learn to respect this family!

Ethan standing up and walking away: you know what?! I’m out of here. You people need therapy!!

Heisenberg: can you believe that guy?! ok… back to work. Get me out of here you idiots!

Alcina: SHUT UP YOU STUPID CRYING BABY! OR I’LL LEAVE YOU HANGING IN THERE FOR ANOTHER WEEK!

Donna: I don’t see why Ethan makes such a fuzz, we’re a normal family

Moreau: I love you all!

Alcina, Heisenberg, Donna and Angie: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!