Alcina : I Will Hunt You And I Will Break You!

Ethan: shoots Lady D and the bullets bounce off her ass

Ethan: What the fuck-

Alcina: I'm a whore, you idiot.

whenever i play resident evil village i let lady dimitrescu chase me on purpose for a bit just for funsies. sometimes i even let her kill me at least once. she can do whatever she wants idc.

I enjoy how Nicole Tompkins streams herself playing RE games with other RE voice actors and they name plants together in the game. It spawned the idea of Donna having many plant friends and maybe the occasional sibling interaction

“Then I’ll stump you to death. It’ll be swell.”

— Abaddon

Reagan: name a more iconic duo then my abandonment issues and anxiety, I'll wait

Brett: me and you!!

Reagan:*tearing up* okay

so what if lady d kept a maiden around longer than usual 👉 👈 because what if the maiden was nice to her daughters on a matter of politeness and then accidentally endeared herself to alcina and she ends up keeping her around for company and the maiden certainly isnt against being kept as a hot water bottle and occasional snack by a giant vampire milf. i also love the idea of alcina's daughters gossiping about how long she's kept this one around now, they're normally gone in a matter of days or weeks, she doesn't play with her food for this long.....

Kuvira: *stares down at a lonely child*

Baatar Jr.: Kuvira no!

Kuvira: Kuvira yes!

Baatar Jr.: This is getting out of control.

Kuvira: *hordes all orphans*

I can't be the only one that thinks there's not enough Dovesso fics out there

reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right