My Therapist: Do You Have A Type?

Once a shipper, always a Dovesso shipper

I've played Re8 so many times already, but it doesn't matter how many times I play- the baby part will always fucking terrify me. Idk why but babies crying makes me feel sick to my stomach.

If Evil = ugly then why Lesso so hot? 

so what if lady d kept a maiden around longer than usual 👉 👈 because what if the maiden was nice to her daughters on a matter of politeness and then accidentally endeared herself to alcina and she ends up keeping her around for company and the maiden certainly isnt against being kept as a hot water bottle and occasional snack by a giant vampire milf. i also love the idea of alcina's daughters gossiping about how long she's kept this one around now, they're normally gone in a matter of days or weeks, she doesn't play with her food for this long.....

whenever i play resident evil village i let lady dimitrescu chase me on purpose for a bit just for funsies. sometimes i even let her kill me at least once. she can do whatever she wants idc.

Some family dynamics…

Heisenber on the phone: can you come over?

Alcina: why? what do you want?

Heisenberg: just do it for fucks sake!

*Alcina enters the factory and sees Heisenberg hanging on a hook*

Heisenberg: don’t you dare laughing!

Alcina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA let me guess, you need my help!

Heisenberg: spare me the humilliation and move your ass!

Alcina: maybe I’ll leave you hanging in there unless your tiny brain forgot how to say the magic word.

Heisenberg sighs: please!

Ethan: AHA! perfect timing! I’m gonna destroy you both! I’ll start with this bitch right here *pointing at Alcina*

Heisenberg: what did you just call my sister?!

Ethan: wait… what?!

Heisenberg: apologiaze now!

Ethan: REALLY?!…. dude, you literally call her supersized bitch!

Heisenberg: NOW! or I’ll cut your other hand!

Ethan: I’d like to see you try you stinky rabid dog!

Alcina growing her claws: how dare you calling the little shithead a stinky rabid dog!

Ethan: WHAT?! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

*Moreau and Donna walk in*

Donna: what’s going on? why are you hanging in there?

Alcina: the idiot got stuck!

Heisenberg: and I called godzilla here to help me out but this fucker just showed up and started insulting us calling me a stinky rabid dog and Alci a bitch, so we’re trying to show him some manners!

Ethan: ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!!

Moreau: what?! what’s the matter with you?! leave my horrendous dragon of a sister and my fetching dog of a brother alone!

Ethan: oh great! even the blobfish has an opinion now!

Angie: what did you just called our morronic freak?! I’m gonna cut you in half!

Ethan: keep that mutilated bride of Chucky doll away from me!

Alcina: THAT DOES IT! YOU DISRESPECTUL MOTHER FUCKER!

*punches Ethan and throws him accross the room*

Alcina: You will learn to respect this family!

Ethan standing up and walking away: you know what?! I’m out of here. You people need therapy!!

Heisenberg: can you believe that guy?! ok… back to work. Get me out of here you idiots!

Alcina: SHUT UP YOU STUPID CRYING BABY! OR I’LL LEAVE YOU HANGING IN THERE FOR ANOTHER WEEK!

Donna: I don’t see why Ethan makes such a fuzz, we’re a normal family

Moreau: I love you all!

Alcina, Heisenberg, Donna and Angie: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The quality on this ones kinda bad but if you just pretend that it’s not, then it’s not.