Angie: C'mon! Say It!!!

my therapist: do you have a type?

me: women that are old enough to be my mother

so what if lady d kept a maiden around longer than usual 👉 👈 because what if the maiden was nice to her daughters on a matter of politeness and then accidentally endeared herself to alcina and she ends up keeping her around for company and the maiden certainly isnt against being kept as a hot water bottle and occasional snack by a giant vampire milf. i also love the idea of alcina's daughters gossiping about how long she's kept this one around now, they're normally gone in a matter of days or weeks, she doesn't play with her food for this long.....

*the family enjoying a lycan wrestling match*

Alcina: I still don’t know how you can possibly find this amusing. These creatures don’t even like you

Heisenberg: are you saying my lycans don’t like me? of course they do, I’m their lord!

Alcina: oh please! they just put up with you, like the rest of us

Heisenberg: and I suppose you could make them like you better

Alcina: obviously!

Heisenberg: well… prove it right now Lady “my ego is bigger than the Eiffel Tower”! I dare you bitch!

Alcina: very well…

*Alcina stands up, walks towards the lycans, her back to Heisenberg and the rest of the family, moves her hands to her cleavage and pulls her dress down and flashes the lycans…. lycans start howling and screaming in excitement*

Heisenberg: no way…

Donna and Angie: did she really…?!

Moreau: I can’t look

Bela, Cassandra and Daniela: MOTHER!

Alcina going back to her seat: see?… they already like me better than you, you morron

Casssandra coming closer to Alcina and whispering: mother?! did you really flashed them?

Bela also whispering: didn’t expect that from you…

Daniela whispering too: I don’t belive it!

Alcina looking at them and also whispering: of course not! you know I wouldn’t do something with such lack of poise and class! I had a t-shirt underneath with the legend “Heisenberg shits metal gears when constipated”

*the girls burst into laughter*

Heisenberg yelling at the lycans: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME MOTHER FUCKERS! 

Ethan: shoots Lady D and the bullets bounce off her ass

Ethan: What the fuck-

Alcina: I'm a whore, you idiot.

i need to scream about this shot cause when you’re lost in the darkness (joel) look for the light (ellie) 

I can't be the only one that thinks there's not enough Dovesso fics out there

i just think that

Kuvira: *stares down at a lonely child*

Baatar Jr.: Kuvira no!

Kuvira: Kuvira yes!

Baatar Jr.: This is getting out of control.

Kuvira: *hordes all orphans*

Corporate wants you to find the difference

Me when Alcina tries to get me to drink her "special" wine.