Had a dream where I couldn't touch anything striped for a day or I'd die or something. Somewhere along the line I witnessed Pooh and Piglet and later Tigger. Pooh was shirtless, talking to Piglet on the dirt road who had no stripes, just the lines at the neck and leg and arm boundaries. Tigger was just orange with the normal tan maw. He seemed concerned.
A clown a day keeps the circus away.
If you can't take the clowns, get out of the circus
"But you do lie."
"No I don't."
"I rest my case."
"What? But I don't lie!"
"You also didn't rest your case."
“The biggest difference between you and me is that you lie and I don’t.”
“I don’t lie.”
“I rest my case.”
"When you summon celestial forces to alter axiomatic principles of reality so that the demonic forces of entropy don't encroach upon our reality and disintegrate this quiet little town of ours, you can give me your attitude. Until then, good bloody morning to you too!"
"I called you! Like five times! What the hell were you doing?"
"Sleeping. For the first time in days."
Beginning about first quarter of the first sextant of the solar cycle there is a special state of psychological being that allows one to engage with the arcane even in the waking state of those living in the mundane reality. This is the time that wizards thrive.
"That simple?"
"That simple." I said, handing the paper over.
"What's it do?"
"Kid, that's a ward against scrying and blood magic. Don't ever accept a deal like this again. You failed."
Wait, are you saying that magic is real?" "Yes." "And you can test if I have magical potential?" "Yes. It's simple: a piece of paper, a drop of your blood, and a simple spell."
"So then why are you looking at me like that?"
"I'm trying my best."
"So, how's the wife?"
"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."
"That's a little rude, don't you think?"
I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.
If you write a story for the backstory of a character in a ttrpg that is set in an existing franchise, is that considered an OC fanfic?
Don't look behind me adventurer. I think the golems are following me and I need your help. Whatever you do, do not look into their eyes. They're glamoured to entice you like a siren does a sailor. They're built for sin to draw you in and bring about your end. Do not engage. Spread the word and get. me. help.
"There's just one problem."
"Hmm?"
"No pinkies..."
"Your secret is safe with me."
Probably be around a while. Probably mostly do writing related stuff with some fantasy and sci-fi memeing here and there. It's been fun, getting back into writing.
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