These Are The Best Cookies Ever Until About 30 Seconds After They Come Out Of The Oven...

I will forever be grateful for quizlet’s auto-generated answers.

this is madness. i need to show the author i love them and their book more than life itself

today on random thoughts at midnight we have me speculating how the universe was created

ok wait i just had this random thought but what if the big bang wasnt the start of everything? what if there was a huge intergalactic war that fucked everything up and we are the out come... what if its like if we had a nuclear war that wiped out people and earth's life had to restart but on a bigger level??? im probably not making any sense but whatever...

you arent born a lesbian

you see the gorgeous women in taylor swift’s bad blood music video and it TURNS YOU 

update...

maggie: the middle east is in asia? i thought it was in west virginia...

funny things my little sister has said

my dad: put your back into it, maggie

maggie: I DONT HAVE A BACK

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me: yeah, i'm going to london

maggie: how are you going to deal with the language barrier

me: what do you mean

maggie: dont they speak londonish in london?

me:

me: maggie... they speak english in london. beCAUSE LONDON IS IN ENGLAND

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maggie: sometimes i get capitalism and cannibalism mixed up

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me: maggie, you could go to a boarding school in new england

maggie: but i dont want to have to deal with all of those annoying accents

my mom: like what, bosten accents?

maggie: no, british accents

me: moo, new england is in america

maggie: but i thought it was in england

me:

my mom:

me: maggie, i think we need to work on your geography skills

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ok wait i just had this random thought but what if the big bang wasnt the start of everything? what if there was a huge intergalactic war that fucked everything up and we are the out come... what if its like if we had a nuclear war that wiped out people and earth's life had to restart but on a bigger level??? im probably not making any sense but whatever...

i would 100% do that if i werent so lazy...

Do you agree with this? I should try this and see how different I look 0_0

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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

It’s time to play: Do I Have A Crush On Them Or Am I Just Starved Of Human Interaction?