Today On Random Thoughts At Midnight We Have Me Speculating How The Universe Was Created

happy pride month! here’s a reminder that we won’t have true marriage equality until disabled people are able to get married without losing their benefits. don’t exclude disabled people from your activism!

the never ending battle i have with myself: do i have a crush on them or do i just really want to be their friend?

im going to buy this and put it directly in front of my door for the rest of the year. possibly next year too

yoooo i need to check some of these out !! ive been needing new fidget toys so tysm for this <3

Some of my favorite, (mostly) quiet fidget toys:

Sometimes you can’t afford to have a fidget that clicks or makes noise and I find that these fidgets are (mostly) quiet, just as stimulating, and pretty subtle, so I thought I’d share some of my faves :)

I’ll add to it as I discover more, but please feel free to add your faves too!

***This is not a sponsored post and I am receiving no money for this***

TLDR: I go into detail about each one below the cut, but if you want to check them out yourself (totally understandable), I’ve linked them below too!

1. Calm Strips: 

Price: $12.49 for a pack of 5

Where to Buy: Calm Strips Website

2. Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty:

Price: $3.00 - $50.00 (depending on the size tin you buy)

Where to Buy:  Crazy Aaron’s website, Amazon, Barnes & Noble

3. Fidget (or Spinner) Ring: 

Where to Buy: Amazon, Etsy

Amazon Price: $10.99 for 3

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new way of coming out as bi...

just say:

"iodine, americium, bismuth."

let them figure it out on their own... see what happens...

In retrospect I’d like to now declare this the funniest fucking Tweet of all time 

me: *is late to the dentist*

me *brushes teeth as if i have literal shit in my mouth*

me: they will never know

It’s so weird hearing an argument for having in-person classes is that “some kids don’t learn well online”, as if the system isn’t garbage at managing students with learning disabilities even when classes are in-person????

““This is why you don’t do drugs, kids.””

— Calc II professor who, after 20 minutes of flawless algebra and integration, royally screwed up simple addition

which member of mcr decided to put house of wolves before cancer and after i dont love you? thats bullshit. i dont need to listen to a song about a person wanting someone to "tell [them theyre] a bad man" and "kick [them] like a stray" in between two songs that make me want to cry.