In Retrospect I’d Like To Now Declare This The Funniest Fucking Tweet Of All Time 

You know what I love? Calling it "Christian Mythology." Referring to their god as "The Christian God." Refusing to conform to the idea that their religion is any more valid than anyone else's.

Oh, it makes them spicy. Gets them all twitchy. They wanna fistfight me in a Denny's parking lot, but they know they can't 'cause I'm right.

sometimes i look at the people my age and realize that even though i may be an annoying piece of shit, i could be way worse than i am...

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

I have had six lattes in the past 12 hours and haven't slept in a day and a half. it feels like that time when I inhaled the air from a thing of whipped cream (the ones that are in the metal containers and are really pressurized). my ADHD is going crazy and I think my anxiety has increased by like 500%. is this what heaven feels like or is it hell. at the moment I can’t tell. 

excuse me but wHERE CAN I FIND THIS???

I NOW HAVE THE ULTIMATE FIDGET TOY

IT’S NOT A FIDGET CUBE OR BUBBLE WRAP

ITS A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD SWITCH TESTER

MWAHAHA MY ROOM WILL NEVER BE SILENT AGAIN

💕💕💕

so i’ve been asking for band recs a lot recently because i havent updated my playlist in a while and lots of people have recommended waterparks and holy shit you guys. i fucking love them. i have no idea why i didnt listen to them sooner??? why didnt i think to listen to other peoples advice and hear the beauty that is aLL OF WATERPARKS MUSIC??? anyways. im going to totally overplay them and then regret it but for now i get to sing the wrong lyrics and fall in love with them. 

i love the whole vibe tho. im feeling early 2000s alt rock vibes. idk why... but i love the bass lines, the chord progressions, his fucking VOICE. im pretty sure awsten knight is the lead singer (i might be wrong but oh well). 

also my sister listens to I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore and im like ‘mooshie (the name that i call her) (@i-drink-glowstick-juice ) you gotta listen to all of their shit. its fucking awesome.’ and shes like ‘em. i don't feel like it.’

BUT ITS SO RAD AND SHE DOESNT REALIZE IT. 

anywhore. 

im probably obsessing over this way too much... but its not every day i find music i genuinely enjoy. 

If you are against BLM, you are unwelcome on my page.

If you support AllLivesMatter or BlueLivesMatter, you are not my friend.

If you think the riots are unjustified and irrational, unfollow me right now.

I am not black, but I support the black community all the way. I cannot possibly understand your pain or your suffering, but I'm with you. Now and forever.

i would 100% do that if i werent so lazy...

Do you agree with this? I should try this and see how different I look 0_0

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