Sometimes I Look At The People My Age And Realize That Even Though I May Be An Annoying Piece Of Shit,

I think the single most self-indulgent thing I could ever write right now would be a crossover college au fic where danny phantom, MCU Peter Parker, and percy Jackson are all roommates who don’t know about the “secret double life” the other two live.

Bonus points if Annabeth and MCU MJ are roommates, and Sam is their friend who meets MJ in a social justice related course.

there is no way in hell inigo montoya and fezzik from the princess bride weren't gay for eachother.

ok so i'm literally never on tumblr anymore but i decided to come back because i remembered this post

gerard way kid and i are dating now (not because he looks like gerard way) and i am in love with him and it's great!! he didn't listen to mcr before but i got him into them and now it's one of his favorite bands and that amuses me. but anyways if someone looks like a celebrity you like tell them and maybe you'll become friends and end up in a relationship :)

theres a kid at my school who looks like gerard way and it really freaks me out… he has his mask on most of the time (obviously) but whenever hes eating or whatever and i can see his face it kinda scares me… 

which member of mcr decided to put house of wolves before cancer and after i dont love you? thats bullshit. i dont need to listen to a song about a person wanting someone to "tell [them theyre] a bad man" and "kick [them] like a stray" in between two songs that make me want to cry.

theres a kid at my school who looks like gerard way and it really freaks me out... he has his mask on most of the time (obviously) but whenever hes eating or whatever and i can see his face it kinda scares me... 

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

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If I were rich here’s what I’d do with my free time okay Mermaid pranks Let me explain. So, I’d get one of those super fancy mermaid tails, like those sick as hell silicone ones that has the super long thick tail that uses like, toe pullies and stuff to make the fins move in cool and impossible ways. like this

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And I would go all fucking out on this fit okay. We’re talking diving lessons until I can hold my breath for 7 minutes and go deep as fuck. Long hair, starfish, scales up to my tits, those funky contacts that make it so you can see under water, all of it- everything I could to make myself look as “thing of the deep but hot” as possible.  Then, I’d go get some shiny valuable rocks. Pearls, Uncut gems, like super fuck’n nice ones like diamonds and shit, and ofc some gold coins. Then I’d dawn my mermaid fit and hit public waterways. Rivers, beys, lakes, places where people are around and might be swimming, but where I’m not gonna die via boat propeller, and not super crowded areas where a lot of people are swimming.  Then I just prank people by poking my head out of the water and surprising them, then I motion them closer and reach into my hair or satchel or something and give them a fucking emerald, smiling all big the whole time then I just- swim the fuck away.  What the fuck they  gonna do now!? Keep it as a fun memory of that time a fuck’n mermaid larper gave them a shiny rock? Never know it’s actually valuable? Or do they take it to a jeweler and find out it’s real? How the fuck are they gonna explain that. They gonna tell the jeweler a fuck’n mermaid gave it to them?! I think the fuck not.  Gonna pop up at the peir and smile at people and give gold coins to whoever stops. Kids are gonna freak. Put a little wonder back in the world. Flirt with pretty girls. Swim down rivers, pop up and surprise some old lady sitting by the water and give her an uncut diamond then swim away without a word. 

Get a reputation as the weird lesbian mermaid who gives out precious gems and never speaks then suddenly stop without warning for like three years to give people time to forget me then do it all again. 

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