I Think The Single Most Self-indulgent Thing I Could Ever Write Right Now Would Be A Crossover College

““This is why you don’t do drugs, kids.””

— Calc II professor who, after 20 minutes of flawless algebra and integration, royally screwed up simple addition

the never ending battle i have with myself: do i have a crush on them or do i just really want to be their friend?

so i’ve been asking for band recs a lot recently because i havent updated my playlist in a while and lots of people have recommended waterparks and holy shit you guys. i fucking love them. i have no idea why i didnt listen to them sooner??? why didnt i think to listen to other peoples advice and hear the beauty that is aLL OF WATERPARKS MUSIC??? anyways. im going to totally overplay them and then regret it but for now i get to sing the wrong lyrics and fall in love with them. 

i love the whole vibe tho. im feeling early 2000s alt rock vibes. idk why... but i love the bass lines, the chord progressions, his fucking VOICE. im pretty sure awsten knight is the lead singer (i might be wrong but oh well). 

also my sister listens to I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore and im like ‘mooshie (the name that i call her) (@i-drink-glowstick-juice ) you gotta listen to all of their shit. its fucking awesome.’ and shes like ‘em. i don't feel like it.’

BUT ITS SO RAD AND SHE DOESNT REALIZE IT. 

anywhore. 

im probably obsessing over this way too much... but its not every day i find music i genuinely enjoy. 

people who like pop music may be bad but at lwast they dont like... *shudder*

country music

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reblog, my dudes. this shit is important.

I'll seriously be here if you need it 

Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.

update...

maggie: the middle east is in asia? i thought it was in west virginia...

funny things my little sister has said

my dad: put your back into it, maggie

maggie: I DONT HAVE A BACK

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me: yeah, i'm going to london

maggie: how are you going to deal with the language barrier

me: what do you mean

maggie: dont they speak londonish in london?

me:

me: maggie... they speak english in london. beCAUSE LONDON IS IN ENGLAND

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maggie: sometimes i get capitalism and cannibalism mixed up

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me: maggie, you could go to a boarding school in new england

maggie: but i dont want to have to deal with all of those annoying accents

my mom: like what, bosten accents?

maggie: no, british accents

me: moo, new england is in america

maggie: but i thought it was in england

me:

my mom:

me: maggie, i think we need to work on your geography skills

@i-drink-glowstick-juice

You know what I love? Calling it "Christian Mythology." Referring to their god as "The Christian God." Refusing to conform to the idea that their religion is any more valid than anyone else's.

Oh, it makes them spicy. Gets them all twitchy. They wanna fistfight me in a Denny's parking lot, but they know they can't 'cause I'm right.

holy shit i just had this idea

ok ao yk in the purge where there is no safe ground whatsoever? what if a record store was? like just everybody who doesn't want to do anything too illegal can just go there and vibe.