Wheat Man

ROUND 1, MATCH 10

lia and markos belong to @hootsimedes and @robin374!! target belongs to @inputs-chaos!! [no specific propaganda rules listed for lia or markos, target has 1 rule: "Pyro rules, no one gets to see his face!"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

LIA AND MARKOS: - nothing listed for lia! - "He [markos] is a Basque sailor. He was born the 7th of July, 1933. In 1937, when the bombing of Gernika happened he was 4 years old and he survived along with his two little brothers. Now, he is 35 years old and he is 2,10m tall (thanks to his father's genetics). He became a mercenary because the Spanish army persecuted him for being Basque (taking in count that the TF2 universe is in 1968 more or less), so he went to America alone. He owns a whaling ship from his mother's family. He is an extrovert, he likes talking to people and making them laugh, he knows a lot about alcohol. Man is dumb, like literally. He ate one of Medic's mega baboon hearts because Soy made him believe they were strawberry flavored. Or he didn't know that the enemy Demo was flirting with him until a year later. Idk I just feel like he's really dumb, he also doesn't care about anything.He doesn't know Spanish and he finds a bit difficult to talk in English, expect him to talk to you in Basque. And I'll shut up now lmao"

TARGET: - "Target is just the most stressed and anxious person. He's living a double life and is lying to everyone. He is the most stubborn thing alive." _ "Reasons to vote for the Target: He's your all around fill in teammate, whenever you're down a member he'll step in. He snaps up weapons from corpses, meaning he can use most of the enemy counterpart's weapons of the guy you're missing. (There are limits in place, he can't pick up ammo or gain any ammo save for what the weapon he picks up had. Or have more than one of each type of weapon) (He also can't pick up melees) Off the battlefield, his job is to test weapons himself, or erm. Be target practice. For his teammates. ... There should never be more than one Target on the battlefield. For several reasons, one being that if both teams are down a member, it's fair in the administrator's eyes. The other being that there's only one guy. He's very stressed about being found out."

ROUND 1, MATCH 1

crumbsy and loafette belong to @gofishgo and @honeysparklesmash!! jasmine belongs to @laytonsartblog!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

CRUMBSY AND LOAFETTE: - "she [loafette] straight up is a bread loaf. nothing else matters you know. just vote for bread!! she actually is just a toddler in body of bread monster huh" - "ooohh look at him [crumbsy]!!!! the boy ever!!! the goodest boy yeah!!!!! unlike Loafette he's just like a puppy. just a little guy"

JASMINE:

- "She’s like if every noir detective was combined with Garnet from Steven Universe. Also she’s a stone cold bitch that KINDA has a homoerotic thing going with Helen and neither will admit it, and honestly they’ll keep it that way. Despite her cool demeanor, she’s also a total gossip with Ms. Pauling whenever she has the slim chance of seeing her. So y’know. She’s an icon <3 Along with that she’s also a single mother to an activist young adult daughter named Dahlia. She’s proud of her and uses the money she earns helping Dahlia’s career. They aren’t very close due to Jasmine’s job requiring almost zero contact, but Dahlia appreciates it nonetheless. All in all, she’s a badass, a fantastic mother, and just a little bit stone cold, but that doesn’t mean she can’t appreciate a good joke or two."

Tf2 characters eating piza there own way.

ROUND 1, MATCH 9

butcher belongs to @junkbrainz!! intern belongs to @queensqueercourt!! [no propaganda rules for butcher, 1 propaganda rule for intern: "Keep it SFW due to them being a minor but other than that go off"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

THE BUTCHER: - "hes my special boy who is so very normal hes the normalest boy let him into your tournament pretty please :))))" - "hes a butcher (obviously) who came to ameria fleeing uh. totally the soviet union and Not The Police Haha!!!! hes everyone's favourite father figure who may or may not eat people :)))))"

THE INTERN: - "lemme paint you a scenario. you are 16. you get an intern position at mann co. you get a tour of 2fort for business purposes with the other interns. you get separated from the said tour. You stumble into battle. you make it out alive by screaming and crying your way out of it. your boss decides "good enough we need someone down there" and sends you to 2fort as a permanent position and you don't get paid anything for doing so." - "Intern is what youd image an average high school teenager such as wanting to get good grades, indulging in drama and hearsay, and having what others would agree a splendid wardrobe. except theyre not like other kids cause if the public found out about their crimes the state would bring back the death penalty JUST for them. they have this vibe where theyd maim people to pop/energetic music like "make your own kind of music" or "lovefool" etc."

im taking requests for these now i guess

PLEASE REBLOG INSTEAD OF HEART-ING, HEARTS DO NOTHING FOR MY WORK

Hey guys would you still love me if I pondered the fish for hours instead of healing my team

Round 4: Match 9

manfred von karma shoulder boulders parody called shoulder bullets

Which one of these villains do you like the most?

Oh my god, imagine what will happen if all these villains form a criminal organization together...

ROUND 1, MATCH 5

felix belongs to @necodama!! octavian belongs to @jesi-jess!!

[felix propaganda rule: "As long as it doesn't contradict, it's free real state!" octavian propaganda rule: "don't mis gender, change colors, or change body size!"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

FELIX: - "He trained a dog to bite people's (scouts) nuts <3" - "Ooo I'm mentally I'll. You have no idea how much I love him.He got kicked out from his house so he went to live in the forest. He made his own top surgery. He has a vulture called Sally. He trains birds to whack you in the face. His pronouns are he/him and he's a boy kisser" OCTAVIAN: - "He is the best medic ever cause he is a vampire obviously, and vampires are the best!" - "Octavian is a vampiric doctor from the Victorian era tHat looks much younger than he appears. Octavian is easily what you could say a bit above average in all areas. He is slightly taller than most, a slightly larger build but nothing too impressive, a bit of a tan for a vampire."