manfred von karma shoulder boulders parody called shoulder bullets
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dee belongs to @midori-berry!! faith belongs to @jesi-jess!! [no propaganda rules for dee, 1 for faith: "Don't misgender, change skin tones, or their body types pls. Other then that have fun ;o;/"]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
DEE: - "He's the prettiest cherry blossom themed sniper I know of and he has a sick robot leg and robot eye and he's also really really gay as well." - "Okay so for this guy he got injured in an explosion that was meant to kill his parents (who were also mercenaries but for a different non mann co affiliated group) and then mann co swoops in and offers him this cool robot leg and robot eye so he's like woah yeah thats pretty cool the leg has LEDs but then he didn't read what he was signing when he got them so now he's a sniper :) He used to not like fighting but now he's used to it. He lives in a campervan but it's actually quite nice andd not a complete mess. he loves gardening (tho the flower on his hat is fake shh dont tell anyone) and is (not so) secretly into dressing up and doing drag in his spare time"
FAITH: - "She is the cutest ghost talking expert around and knows not only how to fight but win (With her ghost friends). Jokes aside just entering for fun~" - "Faith Dawn is a happy and outgoing woman with high hopes and curiosity for the world around her. Faith, despite how dark it is for such a happy person, is able to see ghosts and talk to them. In her eyes, though death can be tragic, there is always a way to find happiness in the aftermath. It’s because of these talents she was hired on as a Scout for Mann Co."
going on a little rant abt Trucy design… she is continuing to get lighter skin in each new image capcom puts out. fuck that. give me brown girl Trucy with a Latino dad and a Mediterranean/Balkan mom!!!!! Give Trucy textured curls and body hair!!! Give her thick eyebrows like her bio dad!!!! Give us hairy girls some representation!!!!! Capcom please 🥺🥺🥺
please elaborate in the tags im curious
hey girl heyyyyyy
Roger Retinz has an unexpected visitor in prison.
I think if Kristoph only killed Zak he would have been 100% justified and should be released from jail
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Truniper - listen. listen. i know this is a rarepair. i know this pair is so rare i don't even have any actual images of them together let alone fanart. i know there's not even fics of them out there. but please just consider how cute they would be. please consider. thank you
Fradrian - None given.
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All pairs are chosen at random by a wheel! No picking has taken place when making polls
butcher belongs to @junkbrainz!! intern belongs to @queensqueercourt!! [no propaganda rules for butcher, 1 propaganda rule for intern: "Keep it SFW due to them being a minor but other than that go off"]
ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!
THE BUTCHER: - "hes my special boy who is so very normal hes the normalest boy let him into your tournament pretty please :))))" - "hes a butcher (obviously) who came to ameria fleeing uh. totally the soviet union and Not The Police Haha!!!! hes everyone's favourite father figure who may or may not eat people :)))))"
THE INTERN: - "lemme paint you a scenario. you are 16. you get an intern position at mann co. you get a tour of 2fort for business purposes with the other interns. you get separated from the said tour. You stumble into battle. you make it out alive by screaming and crying your way out of it. your boss decides "good enough we need someone down there" and sends you to 2fort as a permanent position and you don't get paid anything for doing so." - "Intern is what youd image an average high school teenager such as wanting to get good grades, indulging in drama and hearsay, and having what others would agree a splendid wardrobe. except theyre not like other kids cause if the public found out about their crimes the state would bring back the death penalty JUST for them. they have this vibe where theyd maim people to pop/energetic music like "make your own kind of music" or "lovefool" etc."