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manfred von karma shoulder boulders parody called shoulder bullets

Since I only talked about his backstory, lemme give y'all some trivia!

-He's very bisexual

-He generally finds himself attracted to men but really all it takes to win him over is being strong; y'know that one audio that's like "I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me"? That's him

-He's besties with Pauling; they were originally kinda awkward as both of them wanted to work alone (Novak didn't wanna risk blowing his cover and Pauling didn't need any help) but eventually they warmed up to each other

-However they're still shrouded in mystery, neither of them know anything about each other's past

-He has a bias for Scout cuz he reminds him of his brother; in the same vein, he has a bias against Spy for treating Scout the way he does (Not like Novak's any better as he left his family just barely after Meredith died-)

-If you couldn't tell, he dyes his hair; his original hair color is brown

-Lightweight; if he has a single drop of one of Demo's bottles he will die

-Similarly, he has a low tolerance for spice

-Extremely competitive; he's a very chill guy otherwise but if you beat him at uno he'll insult your entire family (Then later feel bad about it and apologize)

-Kind of a terrible flirt; he has his moments occasionally but usually it'll sound smth like "Are u a construction worker? Because you are building"

-In the same vein, he doesn't know how to react when people flirt with him; even if it's a bad line, he'll be taken aback

-When demonstrating interest in someone, he much prefers being direct about his attraction but ain't no way in hell he's doing that; imagine being upfront about your feelings lmao

ROUND 1, MATCH 11

novak belongs to @pheonixsupportsyou!! granny belongs to @pi!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

NOVAK: - "I mean he doesn't have to [win] but he's like my favorite oc ever so it'd be cool if he did :P" - i couldnt fit the entire backstory into the post so i copy-pasted what was written about novak into a google doc:

Google Docs

ASHER BACKSTORY BY PHOENIXSUPPORTSYOU

I still wanna make a few tweaks to his backstory but I'll try to summarize what I've written down so far in a concise manner: So, Asher was

GRANNY: - "She's got nothing better to do and misses getting in fights." - "She's a retired ex-spy who wasn't dragged back in for one final job as much as she snuck up on her old boss demanding to be given many more jobs until she physically cannot do them. TF Industries is just one that lets her really stretch her old Spy Legs as well as some new spy legs. She's very good at poisons and stabbing, she's not that fast these days so clever positioning is how she has to make it or break it. All her affectations are to make strong, young mercenaries have to learn how good she is the hard way."

ROUND 1, MATCH 7

dante belongs to @fairysbrew!! bugeye belongs to @tepikvinxi!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

DANTE: - "he's silly! he's a funny little guy and i like him :) he should win because he's so very cool" - "aaaaa!!!! ok so poisoner is a little guy :] he's a cocky little shit who has literally no health (base hp is 105) but thinks he can take on literally everyone (he can't). he's kinda creepy & he joined mann co because he got expelled from college for releasing a bunch of rats. i think he's funky! :D he's 5'2" and transgener (very cool)"

BUGEYE: - "Kinda sticking to og pyro traits here. Given his name he has a love for bugs and has weird little bug lenses and antenna added on it's mask. Mask is usually on. Honestly i dont have much, it's just a silly bug guy."

Round 4: Match 9

ROUND 1, MATCH 6

june belongs to @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense!! kathleen belongs to @froyocorp!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

JUNE: - "He's a silly little guy that loves spiders and deals with unimaginable amounts of existential dread" - "This is Spy-der! A class swap OC between Soldier and Spy. He is a clone and is intensely positive and aggressively genuine in everything he does. He will violently sucker punch good vibes into his friends by yelling compliments with an unnecessary amount of swear words because that's how he expresses his love <3 He also loves spiders and his disguise is literally sharpie drawings of the mercs drawn onto his helmet which he flips over his face. It somehow works."

KATHLEEN: - "REASONS I THINK KATHLEEN SHOULD WIN > silly > lesbian and dating ms. pauling > naturally suspicious of mann co not bc its doing anything "wrong" but because admin is stressing ms. pauling out and thats not good >:( - actually she's suspicious of engineer but just bc she finds it odd how mann co hired his grandpa on the opposing team (BLU) while engie is on her team (RED) but aside from that she doesnt gaf.. > taxidermy and vulture culture girlie - makes taxidermy for her friends :3 > big and top-heavy (awooga) > fellow spy hater (her mother was a spy too, not The spy but im making a spy oc who's her mother)" - "OKAY SOOOURRR kathleen is a lousianian girl, joining the mercs bc her speciality is disarmament - she straight up takes the weapons out of the enemys hands and uses it against them. this is usually melee weapons but i like to think she can take and revv up heavys minigun for a solid 5 seconds before she drops it. her lore's a bit sad :( mom was a spy and did the typical spy thing (left) and her father was nice but is MIA due to battle (field medic). now she's following her dad's footsteps in being in war, not as a medic, but as a merc !!!! and she's damn good at it too >:D"

TF2 OC PROPAGANDA BABYYYY

This is Novak Vindicta! He is a 34 year-old man who used to work with Gray Mann before eventually turning against him and siding with Team Fortress, currently working as Miss Pauling's assistant. He's overall a chill guy with older brother vibes but he tends to be very closed off and doesn't get too close with people; regardless, he gets along with everyone pretty well! (I actually have so much more to say but I don't wanna make a wall of text-)

I'll try to make more propaganda for him soon but my motivation has been a mess lately-

there have been a few spy voicelines that ive been able to imagine vividly, and i needed to draw them.

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ROUND 1, MATCH 1

crumbsy and loafette belong to @gofishgo and @honeysparklesmash!! jasmine belongs to @laytonsartblog!! [no specific propaganda rules listed from either blog!]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

CRUMBSY AND LOAFETTE: - "she [loafette] straight up is a bread loaf. nothing else matters you know. just vote for bread!! she actually is just a toddler in body of bread monster huh" - "ooohh look at him [crumbsy]!!!! the boy ever!!! the goodest boy yeah!!!!! unlike Loafette he's just like a puppy. just a little guy"

JASMINE:

- "She’s like if every noir detective was combined with Garnet from Steven Universe. Also she’s a stone cold bitch that KINDA has a homoerotic thing going with Helen and neither will admit it, and honestly they’ll keep it that way. Despite her cool demeanor, she’s also a total gossip with Ms. Pauling whenever she has the slim chance of seeing her. So y’know. She’s an icon <3 Along with that she’s also a single mother to an activist young adult daughter named Dahlia. She’s proud of her and uses the money she earns helping Dahlia’s career. They aren’t very close due to Jasmine’s job requiring almost zero contact, but Dahlia appreciates it nonetheless. All in all, she’s a badass, a fantastic mother, and just a little bit stone cold, but that doesn’t mean she can’t appreciate a good joke or two."

I got lazy half way through so spy remains legless

ROUND 1, MATCH 2

robin belongs to @puntastic-artist!! aarang belongs to @kisbunzies!! [no propaganda rules for robin, 1 rule for aarang: "Not many ! Just know he's korean and try not to mistake him for anything else"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

ROBIN: - "So uh, my guy, Robin, they're a Non binary (he/they) scout who accidentally got cursed by merasmus to become a shape shifting octopus monster, but honestly he's having a fucking blast! Instead of carrying a bag like most scouts they carry a cooler full of bonk and occasionally a beer or three. They don't have a Mom and was raised by their adopted Dad (a BLU spy named Francis) and has no idea what he's doing. He joined RED to pay his college debt, he's a forensic scientist! They're 26 years old, and have a boyfriend named Levi! He's even got a tattoo of his name on his wrist" - "I have no clue he's just a silly guy"

AARANG: - "He's super hot and emo" - "He's not actually from the 1900s like the rest of mercs but is actually an ex kpop star that accidentally time traveled . also he's gumiho (nine tailed fox) and he didn't notice. Also he's made a deal with a demon whose just his cat now. Also he's bestirs with scout and they do foolish activities. He's also bisexual also(i could talk about him forever)"