God I Love Evangelion. Anyways

The absolute elation I feel from going onto unsuspecting victims’ strawpages and drawing loss in the submit a drawing section is too large for words. Too large for expression. Too large for containment. My joy is uncontained.

Ok ok I’ll do The Thing!! I ought to go on a date with him first though

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

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Reblog to sprinkle previous with happiness sparkles

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

Literally. I felt this immediately

This is... Strange.

Moooo

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

I’ve been writing my first fanfic and I’ve already fallen to the ao3 curse. Mf I haven’t even posted it yet 😭😭😭

awwww cute snek

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???