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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

I give my cravings an inch, and they take a mile. I feel so gross

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

Tfw they put fucking PEAS in your fav canned soup recipe... and CORN

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Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well. 

“denied the catharsis of punishment” is an underappreciated but hugely effective narrative consequence imo 

workouts & stretches for posture

🤍 5 minute everyday pilates back routine by lidia mera

🤍 8 minute fix for neck hump by yuuka sagwa

🤍 8 minute upper body stretch by mizi

🤍 10 minute fix forward head & neck posture by mizi

🤍 10 minute fix your posture pilates style stretch by eleni fit

🤍 10 minute workout & stretch for round back by pamela reif

🤍 10 minute slim back & better posture by emi wong

🤍 10 minute fix posture & reduce back pain by mady morrison

🤍 20 minute posture correction by akshaya agnes

🤍 25 minute workout for better posture by growingannanas

🤍 25 minute pilates for better posture by move with nicole

🤍 30 minute pilates for upper body & posture by move with nicole

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