Well That Was Gayer Than I Expected

credit.

5.64%,,, not quite at the gaiman level but i can’t say that i’m upset with my score

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

Never left

Guys for the love of fuck can we please stop treating queer rep like a competition? And yes this is 100% about that cringe ass ask someone sent Neil Gaiman.

Stede's crew complaining about having no pirate flag

Stede: Alright! Arts and Crafts time everyone!

The crew:

ugh but i wanna cry now

why dont you watch taika waititi and rhys darby kiss and plan to escape the english together and maybe you'll calm down.

Well ladies, gentlemen and everyone awesome... Here it is.

Honky Tonky Jonk - Sherlock & Co. Fansonk

A cover of Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus, instrumental snatched from Sing King

Lyrics by me, image in the video by me lol, credits to @littleoceanbabe for inspiration! Lyrics below the cut:

You can tell the world you never was my Sherl

You can take the business when I'm gone

Or you can tell the fans just what a fool I've been

And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my brain go back to Ukraine

You can tell my feet to hit the floor

Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips

They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't think he'd understand

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

You can tell Mariana I moved to Arkansas

You can tell Archie to bite my leg

Or tell your bro Mycroft though we don't see him oft

He never really liked me anyway

Or tell your mate Lestrade, tell her that I'm not hard

Myself already knows I'm not okay

Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind

It might be walking out on me today

But don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't think he'd understand

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

Don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't think he'd understand

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

Don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't thonk he'd understonk

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

PHANNIES GOING TO THE DETROIT (OCT 28) TIT SHOW:

i am willing to somehow trade one of my SILVER VIP (pre-show) ticket for a (one) GOLD VIP (meet and greet) ticket.

i originally was waiting in line for the milwaukee show, had my meet and greet tickets IN THE CART ABOUT TO CHECK OUT, then someone else snatched them from me. afterwards, i kept refreshing, just in case there would be others, like dan said in his story, but they were gone in seconds. when i went to check elsewhere, they were all gone, too. by the time i went back to milwaukee, both vips were sold out.

maybe there is a person going with you that got meet and greet but doesnt really want to for whatever reason ? maybe you yourself bought a meet and greet ticket but arent too sure about it/too overwhelemed by the idea of dan and phil percieving you and want to downgrade ? something else ?

i understand this is a lot to ask, and i understand how extraordinarily lucky i am to be (a. getting tickets in the first place and (b. manging to still get silver, but it would truly mean the fucking world to me. i have wanted to meet dan and phil since 2014, since i was 9 years old.

reblogs are super appreciated. if youd like to work something out with me, feel free to either reply or dm me.

ill also take any ideas/advice or anything like that.

I’m saying this as a preemptive statement: if crowley and aziraphale kiss……great. if not it does not count as queerbaiting bc they’re literally canonically in love grow the fuck up I will be hiding under ur floorboards if y’all start acting up <3

The reaction to this season could be summarised as:

Fandom decides to be deliberately obtuse about how stories and three-act-story structure works.

Guys, even YouTube videos explain how stories work, will tell you this magical phase:

The couples often break up in the second act.

Remember the homework Neil sent about watching P&P? Okay, think very hard and remember... What happened in the second act of that story?

It's not queerbaiting, you are just allergic to conflict, honestly.

I literally work teaching children and yet I think the kids are less obtuse about things than this fandom. And if I am talking to you are it's because I am repeating, many times, that you need to cool off and think before you go for your pitchforks to the writers for obeying basic rules of storytelling.