Ugh But I Wanna Cry Now

he is 38 years old, a stinky baby, a grown man with dick and balls, my son who is 3 apples tall, a fucking idiot, a gay twink, and my lesbian wife

gonna be testing the “ill listen to anything” mfs with this one

William Shatner about Leonard Nimoy in the current (and apparently) last issue of Star Trek Explorer

my friends are getting the most out of my spock pfp 💀

oh no!! the consequences of my own actions!!! it looks like spock talking about balls when i say i like a movie!!! oh no!! this is a travesty!!!

full context below LMAO

is there a tag for sharing ideas for dnp bracelets and organising trades?

Stede's crew complaining about having no pirate flag

Stede: Alright! Arts and Crafts time everyone!

The crew:

"that kiss was awkward" "it has a bad angle" "they look so off" my brothers in christ they are two emotionally repressed middle aged men who had never known what romantic love is, did you think they would immediately be experts at making out 😭😭😭😭 this is actually perfect 😭🙏🏼🏴‍☠️

I really reallyyy wanna see Joe and Kit as Crowley and Aziraphale <3

i’m spinning in one of those carnival rides and the autism is enjoying it quite a lot actually

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

what if i was sacrificed 😨💀by my classmates to a demon 👹😈and i had to go to hell 🔥⛈️🙅for 70+ years but then i escaped 😌🙌and i found you dying 😭💀so i stayed with you and you gave up the afterlife👼🌅to be friends with me and be detectives 🕵️🔎solving ghosts mysteries 👻👻and being best friends for 30 years 🫂‼️and then you saved me from hell again 😌🙏and we loved each other (as more than friends) and we're both boys (and ghosts) 👉👈