"that Kiss Was Awkward" "it Has A Bad Angle" "they Look So Off" My Brothers In Christ They Are Two Emotionally

"that kiss was awkward" "it has a bad angle" "they look so off" my brothers in christ they are two emotionally repressed middle aged men who had never known what romantic love is, did you think they would immediately be experts at making out 😭😭😭😭 this is actually perfect 😭🙏🏼🏴‍☠️

phil lester is the only capitalist i respect

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nic-the-rat

2 months ago

he is 38 years old, a stinky baby, a grown man with dick and balls, my son who is 3 apples tall, a fucking idiot, a gay twink, and my lesbian wife

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nic-the-rat

1 year ago

The reaction to this season could be summarised as:

Fandom decides to be deliberately obtuse about how stories and three-act-story structure works.

Guys, even YouTube videos explain how stories work, will tell you this magical phase:

The couples often break up in the second act.

Remember the homework Neil sent about watching P&P? Okay, think very hard and remember... What happened in the second act of that story?

It's not queerbaiting, you are just allergic to conflict, honestly.

I literally work teaching children and yet I think the kids are less obtuse about things than this fandom. And if I am talking to you are it's because I am repeating, many times, that you need to cool off and think before you go for your pitchforks to the writers for obeying basic rules of storytelling.

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nic-the-rat

3 months ago

what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH

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nic-the-rat

5 months ago

beautiful women named daniel howell are dming me on instagram

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nic-the-rat

1 month ago

“I DONT CARE ABOUT NIMOY AND FUCKFACE”

— my roommate, because i started talking about star trek and she forgot william shatners name

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nic-the-rat

2 years ago

mike wheeler in flip flops will never not be hilarious

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nic-the-rat

1 year ago

new phancam on youtube!!

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nic-the-rat

1 month ago

phregnancy….