Gonna Be Testing The “ill Listen To Anything” Mfs With This One

# dog energy/cat energy but with all the ofmd couples

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES INCORRECT QUOTES!!! (CRYSTAL EDITION)

what if i was sacrificed 😨💀by my classmates to a demon 👹😈and i had to go to hell 🔥⛈️🙅for 70+ years but then i escaped 😌🙌and i found you dying 😭💀so i stayed with you and you gave up the afterlife👼🌅to be friends with me and be detectives 🕵️🔎solving ghosts mysteries 👻👻and being best friends for 30 years 🫂‼️and then you saved me from hell again 😌🙏and we loved each other (as more than friends) and we're both boys (and ghosts) 👉👈

i’m spinning in one of those carnival rides and the autism is enjoying it quite a lot actually

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

it’s what he would want from us, he wouldn’t expect or want anything else <3

i lovee it when u read a phanfic and there is a 3rd character needed and its always pj, our beloved honourary phannie🫶

phride month video idea: dan and phil listen to the entirety of rise and fall of a midwest princess

I need my tiddies chopped like Kirk and my uterus slashed like Will

dan… where did you get *those*?

(aka me and my friend took dnp plushies to the mall and i was let loose with plushie dan in a spencers)

(here are some additional images i find amusing)

tagging phan because they didnt today.

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

I’m saying this as a preemptive statement: if crowley and aziraphale kiss……great. if not it does not count as queerbaiting bc they’re literally canonically in love grow the fuck up I will be hiding under ur floorboards if y’all start acting up <3